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Menasor is: Dorf on War! Rodimus, a classic Dorf fan, refuses to allow this to slide...

Bullwinkle: "Hey, Rocky, Watch me pull Beast Wars out of my hat!" Rocky: "Again...?" *Bullwinkle pulls Stampy out of his hat.* Bullwinkle: "Nope...Neo..."

On the other hand (I just as I type that realize I made a terrible joke) if it works like Studio Series Kup, people will be able to give him a dinosaur skull arm!

I understand that, my nephew has started borrowing a lot more (and some of it has been iffy on coming back) but I figure if a figure has issues due to a kid playing, that's 'line of duty'. Like just the other week when I found that he'd written the G1 door numbers onto RTS Wheeljack. That...

What if we're looking at it all wrong? Galaxy Shuttle was never made in the first place, but simply always existed and was named for the size. In fact, we've been inside Galaxy Shuttle the whole time. All the toys we thought were Galaxy Shuttle were just Platonic reflections of the Ideal Form...

He's four-armed, but his enemies were forewarned, and it negates any advantage of remaking the figure. It's the only explanation for why there hasn't been a new version. Speaking of making poor choices, I did these a while back and I got to see the first ep of Season 3 so... The Origin Story...

I saw the first episode, in honor of that I am pulling out these things that totally mock the concept because I have no manners... The Origin Story: This is actually a real product:

"Bah, you kids think YOU'RE getting old?! In MY day, we didn't HAVE nostalgia! Ah, I remember those days fondly..." -And we didn't have it in snow, uphill both ways, because it didn't exist, snow hadn't been invented yet, and 'uphill' was some new-fangled concept we knew would never catch on...

Starring Perceptor as "Lab Equipment the Actors have No Idea How to Actually Use"

Shattered Glass Grimlock: The name for Grimlock after being invited to the opening of the Ming Vase exhibit at the museum. See also: Lawsuit Grimlock.

"I am a mighty jungle cat!" "*I* am a mighty jungle cat!" "JAZZ HANDS!!!" "...you can sit out in the hall..."

The fact that I mentally keep accidentally reading Primacron as Piranhacon and getting confused isn't a good sign.

I think the Holiday Optimus mold and it's future G1-ish repaints may be sort of like that. It doesn't follow the 'usual' style but is still definitely Prime.

"Hammerhand? Is that you...?" "Here's a hi...wait, am I in the wrong series...?"

This is interesting. A Godzilla toy, eight inch, done like a stop-motion puppet, with a rubber body over an armature. So it's basically a miniaturized Godzilla suit done shelf-size. I'm tempted, except I know how well seamless rubber action figures age (they don't). Even the official suits...

It's been fewer and further between honestly. Especially since more and more I have to take out the nail polish/sandpaper to make the figure actually work right. It's frustrating. But I did get that with Star Saber. Partially because a friend got it for me, I'd otherwise have never tried due...

Now, now, let's be mature here...I believe the correct anatomical term for that part of the body, according to 'Bio-Booster Armor Guyver', is "Mega-Smasher".

I'd never have expected that. I think a while back the first War For Cybertron Deluxe Optimus had some exposure because it supposedly had little to no metal, but the fact that they'd to make any metal 'all pins' now is even weirder to me, since it makes it nearly impossible to adjust or...

The entire thing is riveted or pinned...?

Well, seven inch, anyway. Ultimates are in a weird area for scale. Weirder for some than others, Ren and Stimpy were functionally enormous, so were Pinky and the Brain, unless you just consider those two to be 'life size', then they make sense.