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The man starved a brain worm to death, is it any surprise he's as wishy-washy as a cheap car wash?

With special guest stars, Galvatron and Starscream!

Considering how much of the campaign against Biden was hanging on "he's so old", Bernie would've just gotten more of the same.

His ancestors were bronies?

Someone probably told him it was a bad idea, and being the contrary little man child that he is, that was enough to make him do it.

But can he transform it into var mode?

Honestly, I think sticking the Headmaster inside the wolf body is vaguely Pretender enough for me. I'm sure I could find a big wolf figure and stick some tacky-colored armor bits on it if I really wanted to.

Beast Wars. What is is good for?

How else would he pay for all the sexual harassment suits?

How many of them have stock in VPNs, I wonder.

Trump isn't a gangster. He's a bully who thinks he's a gangster pretending to be a businessman.

It's a survival adaptation. As an adult, paying too much attention to the world these days is a mental health hazard.

Vortex looks really good, but I'll need to see more of the team before I commit to buying in on another Bruticus. Although, if they went G2, or the RID Commandos, I might be more interested. I want to like Carnivac and Fisitron, but that Weirdwolf mold makes me nervous. Might go for...

Skullgrill looks like he rolled straight out of Brutal Legend and I want it just for that.

So you're saying he needs straps for his strap?

The whole multiverse thing hasn't sunk in yet. He's just confused it took Wheeljack this long to hit a goth phase. And also get a mouth. (They're very "in" right now.)

So the theft of the Golden Disk was Heroic Shockwave's fault?

He was gonna, but the episode got cut. What did you think Dark Glass was about?

Some interesting takes, but the toys don't really call out to me.

I'd take President Inanimate Carbon Rod right about now.