Campaign Texts Archive

wonko the sane? · Thursday at 6:41 AM

We already knew.

CoffeeHorse · Thursday at 9:19 PM

Initiating an Official Trump Override!

Survey ID:0714-1946

Give Trump your opinion:
10:11 AM

Trump: I extended your Platinum offer for 1 more hour.

That's it.

Most people miss their shot. Don't be one of them:
1:10 PM

[Coffee]?

It's President Trump. Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
3:51 PM

Statement from the National Intelligence Director on OBAMA!

Read:
5:5n PM

CoffeeHorse · Friday at 7:01 PM

Trump: 200 days!

Do you approve of my second term?

Any words of encouragement or advice?
1:25 PM

It's coming from inside the house!

Survey ID #: 16452447-484

This is a TRUMP ADMINISTRATION AUDIT:

-DJT
3:51 PM

From Trump: Download the Trump Contract Card to add me to your address book:

Welcome to the Golden Age of America!
5:48 PM

Pres. Trump: I've been trying to reach [CoffeeHorse]!

I left a message for you here:
6:21 PM

JD VANCE: Thanks for being a part of our MAGA team!

Can you please add us to your contacts?

I want to stay in touch:
6:52 PM

CoffeeHorse · Saturday at 8:39 PM

The FBI Director just called me.

"Everything will be exposed."

Here's what he said:

-DJT
10:11 AM

Team Trump: [Coffee], we're waiting for you...

Your interview with President Trump is about to begin.

HURRY
3:46 PM

[CoffeeHorse]: CASE 15-DJT-94713

I need you to fill this out. Now please!

- DJT
6:00 PM

Only respond if you're an American Citizen.

Should we remove ILLEGALS from our Census?

Hide your screen!
8:12 PM

CoffeeHorse · Sunday at 8:25 PM

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT ON SOCIAL SECURITY

These changes might definitely affect you!

Here's what happened:
10:14 AM

God spared my life for a reason. Everything has led to this very moment & you deserve to know why:

MAGA!

-DJT
1:10 PM

From Trump: TWO MAGA HATS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE?

I'd even sign one of them...

SPECIAL OFFER:
3:56 PM

Pres. Trump: I've been trying to reach [CoffeeHorse] all week.

Your Platinum offer ends TONIGHT:
8:18 PM

CoffeeHorse · Monday at 8:45 PM

Trump: I hope this question isn't too personal.

I HATE TO ASK.

Read my emergency memo:
10:13 AM

For the record, there is no question whatsoever in that emergency memo.

FROM TRUMP: Do you want to speak one-on-one?

I've got a few questions for [Coffee]

Let's talk:
6:04 PM

From Trump: Download the Trump Contact Card to add me to your address book:

Welcome to the Golden Age of America!
7:21 PM

That is not a fundraising link. That some kind of file. No way am I clicking that.

[Coffee]?

Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
8:16 PM

Stepwise · 2025-08-12T00:35:57-0400

"might definitely?" sounds decisive. Or maybe it doesn't.

CoffeeHorse · 2025-08-12T00:40:18-0400

They've been using that line for a month now. They're proud of it.

KidTDragon · 2025-08-12T05:08:39-0400

You have to admire their commitment to noncommitment.

CoffeeHorse · 2025-08-12T22:01:49-0400

NOTICE FROM THE PRESIDENT

I just took control of DC Police!

What are your thoughts?
10:17 AM

THE LAST 50 RESPONSES WILL BE REVIEWED BY TRUMP!

He asked us to flag yours.

LINE TO TRUMP:
3:44 PM

Nat. Debt or Refund Check

How would you like the tariff revenue spent, [Coffee]?

Reply before our survey closes in mins:
5:26 PM

Knock, know!

Trump's waiting at your door.

Will you support his plea for support?
8:08 PM

Campaign Texts Archive

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.

Stepwise

...even Team Whirl.

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.

KidTDragon

Now with hi-res avatar!

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.