The Twit destroying Twitter is a Twaitor

[Rhinox]

2 to 1 the ones who stay will actively make sure their bosses can't replace it.

 

[Shadewing]

I mean, part of their issue is they already fired most the people that know how the sausage is made, and the ones left only barely grasp the concept while others, including the man in charge, just wonders why they can't just buy it from the store.

 

[Pale Rider]

Why does Musk need anyone? He can probably build Twitter in a cave with scraps, right? Let him show us all what he's got.

 

[Plutoniumboss]

"The engineers I am bringing back are weak, lazy, and unmotivated..." Gee, I wonder why. Surely it couldn't be because you just showed exactly how disposable you consider them to be.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[Nevermore]

If anything, this is going to speed up Conservatives demanding a stricter regulation of Twatter.

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[Dekafox]

And while they're trying to hire back people they fired because they need them to run the infrastructure...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1591848844899540992

A stable genius, everybody!

 

[DefaultOption]

The Twit destroying Twitter is a Twaitor

 

[Pocket]

Hanlon's razor notwithstanding, I think we're at the point where we should look into just what Musk stands to gain if Twitter completely shuts down. Like, is he personally getting paid by the Mastodon people, that sort of thing.

 

[Shadewing]

I doubt it, Telsa's stock is now intrinsically linked to Twitter's success. If Twitter fails, Muskyboy has to sell Telsa just to cover his ass. Not speculation, litterally part of the agreement of the loans he took out to buy it.

 

[Dekafox]

"Move Fast and Break Things" applies a hell of a lot differently when you're comparing R&D and prototyping new tech or concepts, than it does when you're growing and operating a mature product... and I'm pretty sure he doesn't get the difference.

(Not to mention the whole FTC consent degree kind of frowns on the breaking things part)

 

[DefaultOption]

I think Melon's motto is more like "move fast, set things on fire."

 

[Rhinox]

It does appear that Musk has bitten off more than he can chew. Will this be what pushes him off center stage?

 

[Pocket]

I doubt it, Telsa's stock is now intrinsically linked to Twitter's success. If Twitter fails, Muskyboy has to sell Telsa just to cover his ass. Not speculation, litterally part of the agreement of the loans he took out to buy it.

Watch Jeff Bezos end up buying it and merging it with Rivian.

The upside is that it'll probably get that dumb Cybertruck canceled.

 

[Dekafox]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1592188128944705537

Performing the "scream test" on production systems of this scale can in no way go wrong....

(For those not familiar with the term, the scream test is where you have a piece of equipment that you can't figure out what it does, so as a last resort you shut it down and see who screams.)

Spoilers: he already broke the ability to get the confirmation code you need to export an archive of your data. And potentially something related to SMS 2FA.

 

[Plutoniumboss]

"I don't like this car dealer's attitude! I'll buy them out, fire all the mechanics, and then me and the sales staff can fix my car! What could possibly go wrong?"

 

[Tuxedo Prime]

Spoilers: he already broke the ability to get the confirmation code you need to export an archive of your data. And potentially something related to SMS 2FA.

It's Friendster in 2011 all over again....

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[NovaSaber]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1591857674857373701