is that the altoona-style pizza that even people from altoona have never heard of cuz it turns out it was literally like one hotel or some shit that served that shit and literally no other place in the city?
I found a VHS tape at the flea market that said 'Thomas & Friends lost episode' and I went home and put it in my VCR and the theme song played except it was off-key and the sky was blood red. Then the episode started and Thomas the Tank Engine had hyperrealistic eyes and came out of the TV and tried to murder me.