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Nevermore

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Also, was his original brag supposed to be about how much energy he wastes just because of how many cars he owns, total? Because uh... that's not how it works, buddy. Unless he purposely leaves them all idling when they're not in use or operates some kind of car rental service out of his own garage, he's only gonna be polluting as much as someone who owns just one of those. Maybe two if he's married and isn't the kind of control freak who refuses to let his wife drive his actually nevermind it's just one.
Hahahaha.

Andrew Tate. Married.

If you don't know who Andrew Tate is, consider yourself lucky. He's the jackass who proudly calls himself a "sexist" and a "misogynist" and considers those positive terms. Think of any manifestation of toxic masculinity, and he will gladly brag about those. He's the kind of person who would consider "The Handmaid's Tale" a utopian fiction. Hell, he'll probably consider Kilgrave from "Jessica Jones" a role model.

(He'd also never let a woman drive any of his cars, because he thinks women shouldn't be allowed to drive.)

His tweet at Greta was basically his way of hitting on her, because he thinks once he has ****ed her, she will be swayed to his kind of thinking and blah blah.
 

KidTDragon

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He was so incensed about getting publicly pwned by a teenage girl that he had to make a video retort which gave away his location to authorities who arrested him for human trafficking. How could this have possibly ended better?

Unfortunately, the change was reverted quickly, but someone updated Tate's win/loss record on his Wikipedia page:
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Nevermore

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Didn't he specifically relocate to Romania because he claimed that the police was less likely to prosecute him for sexual assault there?

How did that turn out, Smalldickenergy?

Oh boy. This is gonna be this guy's nickname for the rest of his life, isn't it? It's gonna like William Atherton being called "Dickless" by random people, only unlike Atherton, Tate truly deserves it.

Thanks, Greta.
 
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Pocket

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And as for those cars of his, I believe the standard police procedure is to seize them and auction them off?

...Actually, that would likely result in their total carbon footprint increasing by an order of magnitude, because they'd all be owned by different people and probably used a lot more often.
 
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Wheelimus

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Cars like those you don't really drive unless you want to get rid of all that value. Most people would be parking them.

Auction them off and most will wind up in other hopefully less scummy rich people owners and you're back to the original thing - someone that owns a bunch of cars but can only drive one at a time.
 

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Pocket

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And I'm sure he's grateful that the (weirdly obsessive) attention has been taken off him.
 


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