Nobody has the intention to invade Ukraine

[Ironbite4]

Hopefully Germany tells him to stay there.

 

[Dekafox]

Relevant:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1501943615471292429

And in other news

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1501935395092631556

 

[wonko the sane?]

Welcome to McPutins, I'd take your order but due to shortages there's literally nothing here to eat.

 

[Ironbite4]

THE SOVIET UNION IS BACK BABY!

 

[Wheelimus]

McPutins. Come for the 200 Ruble water, stay for the 1000 Ruble gruel.

 

[Nevermore]

There's a very dark theory for why the Russian military appears to be faring so badly: Putin is deliberately withholding his full military power for the subsequent war against NATO. Ukraine is just a training exercise.

 

[Wheelimus]

Why is Putin so hellbent on starting World War 3? Is getting the USSR back together worth it?

 

[Pale Rider]

Putin may have terminal cancer, says former intelligence officer

He claims that the president's "puffy face" is an indication that is receiving chemoptherapy

www.nottinghampost.com

 

[TrnsfrmGod]

McPutins. Come for the 200 Ruble water, stay for the 1000 Ruble gruel.

Still pretty inexpensive though...

 

[Dekafox]

Some good news:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1502290751207747587

 

[Rust]

Hearing unconfirmed reports Russian Jets just bombed a village in Belarus after redirecting from Ukranian airspace.

 

[MrBlud]

Why?

I’ve known literal puppets with more free will than Lukashenko.

 

[Wheelimus]

False flag attempt to justify escalating the war?

 

[Dekafox]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1502265249805881352

And Russian intelligence spring cleaning:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1502345407350730755

They're also being more serious about the Iron Firewall than China has been about the Great Firewall of China(though backbone companies cutting them off probably helped)

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1502075328717541376

 

[Pocket]

Maybe I should wipe my old LiveJournal while I still have the ability to log into it. It's probably going to disappear from the real internet either way.

 

[Nevermore]

Former Russian oligarch Mikhail Khodorkovsky suggests that we have our idea of "oligarchs" backwards. They're not actually Putin's financial backers. They're just his henchmen whom he uses for money laundry. They have no say in anything.

 

[MrBlud]

Well they *were* his backers but then he grew beyond their control and now he just elevates toadies with rich contracts/wealth so long as they’re loyal to him personally.

 

[Nevermore]

So there's this growing concern that the Russian troops that have seized two nuclear power plants (including Chernobyl) have absolutely no clue how these things work. Oh joy.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Thankfully, they're holding the workers hostage so at least there are some adults on the scene.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Assuming they actually listen to the workers.