*chokes slams wheels off the mountain, has flames rise from all 4 ring posts* I AM NOW THE MAYOR OF KNOX COUNTY!
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::: bursts up through the mountain :::
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
::: drags Sharkshadow into the depths :::
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
::: drags Sharkshadow into the depths :::
* enjoys himself immensely on the tour and stops at the gift shop on the way out*
i was dragged through all 666,666 layers of the abyss and all i got was this lousey t-shirt.
you'd expect an establishment run by me would cater to tiny equines?
prepare for disappointment then.
He said disappointment, not malicious compliance.
"I assure you nopony ever complies with any of my suggestions."
None of my bosses at Target ever agreed with my suggestions, either. No, I can't burn the store down. No, I can't stuff people into the trash compactor. No, I cannot hand out water guns loaded with bleach and declare open season on Karens. What even was the point of the suggestion box, then?
