Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Balls legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Balls, so powerful and so wise he could use the Balls to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the balls he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Balls is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his balls, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his balls everything he knew, then his balls killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from balls, but not himself.
