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Replace 1 word in a movie quote with the word "balls" Considerations given for proper grammar and for repeated words.


*totally wholesome balls of the non-anatomical variety; we in this thread love our sports

"One shall stand one shall balls"
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His excellency hopes you will die honourably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your balls.


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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this ball for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad balls. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This balls swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the balls, the whole damn thing.

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