Florida, Florida, Florida

[Ironbite4]

.....I'm....no sorry this is just disgusting!

Ironbite-and that's who DeSantis wants teaching kids?

 

[wonko the sane?]

Nope, that's what he wants TAUGHT to kids. He really doesn't care who does it, so long as it's complete and utter extremist bullshit that can be exploited down the line. After all, children are our future... unless we stop them now.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

It has been obvious for hundreds of years that Florida is destined to be a weird dystopia but this is not quite the direction I was expecting.

 

[KidTDragon]

Is it bad that I'm now rooting for climate change so Florida will be submerged sooner?

 

[Plutoniumboss]

The entire state is basically a sandbar, any significant geological activity and it'll disintegrate into the sea.

 

[Spin-Out]

Is it bad that I'm now rooting for climate change so Florida will be submerged sooner?

Oh **** off with this "everyone in red states should die" bullshit

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Submerging Florida won't even work. People will find a way to rebuild and keep living here. No matter how miserable and impractical life becomes here we'll put up with it and pretend we find it funny.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Cause people will tolerate anything... with enough meth.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

We also do dress rehearsals for the apocalypse every year, so we've gotten numb to catastrophe and kinda turned it into the most meaningful cultural event we have. There is really nothing else on our calendar. We don't have seasons, nobody cares about our sportsball teams, and our main industry is just hoping people from out of state show up and spend their money here for some reason. Florida Man is bored.

 

[PrimalxConvoy]

I had never heard of this area in Florida before but this chap's international and America-centric interviews are rather interesting.

 

[Pale Rider]

'Tanning Mom' Patricia Krentcil Announces Run For Florida Senate Seat

Krentcil attained internet infamy in 2012 after she was arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old daughter in a tanning booth.

www.huffpost.com

 

[Spin-Out]

somehow she's the least insane Republican candidate this hellstate has had in at least a ******* decade.

 

[NovaSaber]

Neo-Nazis parade swastika flags in Florida, chanting 'We are everywhere'

Neo-Nazi groups held Labor Day weekend rallies in Orlando. They paraded swastika flags and performed the Nazi salute while harassing passersby.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Spin-Out]

if i ever ran into a nazi rally i'd rider kick the mfers

 

[Pocket]

What, all of them? Do you think they'd just line up to get their asses kicked one at a time like in the movies?

 

[Ironbite4]

Just...just go with it.

Ironbite-it's better that way.

 

[Ungnome]

 

[NovaSaber]

How things be snowballing so bad in a place with no snow?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703867300254728441

 

[wonko the sane?]

I mean, florida kids might as well: it's not like their going to be able to go to university anyway.

 

[Ungnome]

So a 16 year old can be forced to work the midnight shift but they want to repeal the 26th amendment to keep 18 year olds from voting... They don't want to take us back to the 1950's, they want to take us back to the 1850's.