Who's trying to break the internet today?

CoffeeHorse

Hanging in there
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I have been a professional tech journalist for nearly fifteen years, and before today, I cannot think of a single time when a Bing search result was more valuable than the Google equivalent. There really is a first time for everything!

Turn off Safe Search.
 

NovaSaber

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Anonymous X

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So the UK government are going for what they are billing as “Australia plus” in terms of under 18s being banned from a wide range of social networks and similar services (including playing game consoles online). Which in practice will mean loads of bother and surveillance for law-abiding grown adults trying to access the internet as usual.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
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It also means children doing what children do best: working out a way around the rules. It'll be a giant pain for those who are legitimately allowed, and easy as hell for those who aren't.

Canada is doing a social media ban for under 16's. I imagine it will be a failure.
 

Anonymous X

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It also means children doing what children do best: working out a way around the rules. It'll be a giant pain for those who are legitimately allowed, and easy as hell for those who aren't.
Depressingly, the only big party to say exactly that and oppose the bans… Are the Reform party. Taking a short break from pushing white nationalism.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
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Don't be fooled: they don't care if kids kill themselves over social media. But they need social media to coordinate with the other fascists, and they aren't smart enough to get around the blocks without exposing their identities.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
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They don't care about kids as anything but a resource. They're opposing this bill because the only way to enforce it is heavily monitoring everyone, and they have plenty of shady secrets they'd like to keep under wraps.
 

Dekafox

Fabulously Foxy Dragon
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So the UK government are going for what they are billing as “Australia plus” in terms of under 18s being banned from a wide range of social networks and similar services (including playing game consoles online). Which in practice will mean loads of bother and surveillance for law-abiding grown adults trying to access the internet as usual.
Who thought the bolded part was needed? If they're trying to prevent the classic CoD verbal abuse, they're years(if not decades) too late for that. I'm totally expecting NIntendo and co to start immediately lobbying against it too as long as that remains a factor.
 


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