What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

[Axaday]

A friend of mine said these puns are not very good, but I think he is sell Musk short. I think he knows a surprising number of Nazi officers for someone who doesn't know what a Nazi salute looks like.

 

[abates]

I suspect he just swiped those off whatever Nazi Internet hangout he usually frequents.

Edit: oh, wait, that's just Twitter, isn't it?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Musk isn't trying to be clever with his puns. He's trying to piss people off, because he's a juvenile manchild.

 

[Ungnome]

Yup, he's an internet troll from the 90s who got a LOT of power and is still an internet troll.....

 

[NovaSaber]

MAGA Senator's TV Rant About Trump Not Being A 'Dictator' Ends With Incredible Self-Own

And now it's awkward 😂

www.comicsands.com

"I'm sick of the NCAA and some of these other organizations playing dictator. There is no dictatorship here other than Donald Trump saying, ‘This is not gonna happen.’”

 

[Pocket]

"They never stop thinking of ways to destroy our country. And neither do we." - George W. Bush

Every accusation is a confession, every accusation has always been a confession, and sometimes the confession slips out unedited.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

They've never had meaningful accountability before, why bother hiding it anymore.

 

[Rhinox]

MAGA Senator's TV Rant About Trump Not Being A 'Dictator' Ends With Incredible Self-Own

And now it's awkward 😂

www.comicsands.com

It's just Tommy. A geriatric imbecile who got in because he used to be something.
And that's really the thing. They've said over and over what they really are, who he really is. But their propaganda game is so good, no one takes them at their word.

 

[Dekafox]

https://buddycarter.house.gov/uploadedfiles/redwhitebluelandact.pdf

 

[wonko the sane?]

Once, we would ask if this was from the onion. Once, even further away: we wouldn't have asked, it's just so ludicrous.

 

[Rhinox]

. . . . that isn't a joke?

 

[KidTDragon]

Are we living in a hacky political cartoon? Because that's the only rational explanation for any of this.

 

[NovaSaber]

Real life has gotten stupider than any parody.

 

[Pocket]

And yet they still won't cancel The Simpsons...

 

[Anonymous X]

The bit stating the intention to “purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland”, I mean, “otherwise acquire”, what a potentially horrific euphemism.

 

[Axaday]

I think The Onion should sue for unfair competition.

 

[Rhinox]

Babylon Bee really missed it when they didn't hire the guy that wrote that bit of legislation.

 

[Ungnome]

Republican congresscritters are getting worse than influencers when it comes to pulling stupid stunts for views.

 

[NovaSaber]

For anyone who didn't watch, the gist is that requiring "proof of citizenship" to register to vote will hug over married women, trans people, and anyone else who's ever changed their name.

 

[Dekafox]

Looks like they're still pushing huge amounts of money to the wealthy under reasoning of "trickle-down" from what I'm hearing.

The bill:

https://docs.house.gov/meetings/BU/BU00/20250213/117894/BILLS-119NAih.pdf

Mike Johnson and House Republicans on Wednesday released their budget plan, which would raise the debt ceiling by $4 trillion dollars in order to dole out $4.5 trillion in tax cuts to the wealthy. They also threw in $2 trillion of compulsory cuts to Medicaid, which could make care healthcare even more expensive and inaccessible for large swathes of America.

Don't know if there's any actual good changes in it, but it's being compared to the 2017 tax cuts. Article that provided the above summary:

Republicans Finally Reveal How They’ll Pay for Tax Cuts for the Rich

Mike Johnson has just released House Republicans’ budget plan—and it’s not good.

newrepublic.com