What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

[abates]

Tucker's going all-in on his love for Donald.

‘Dad’s home and he’s pissed’: Tucker Carlson endorses coup if Harris wins the election, compares America to ‘a bad little girl’

Tucker Carlson makes an incredibly creepy analogy while urging Americans not to accept the election results if Kamala Harris wins.

www.themarysue.com

Um

“There has to be a point at which dad comes home…Dad comes home, and he's pissed…You know what he says? ‘You've been a bad little girl, and you're getting a vigorous spanking right now.’”

Tip for future speeches, Tucker: do not watch porn immediately beforehand.

 

[DefaultOption]

Also, you can't just assume everyone else shares your weird kinks like that.

 

[Rhinox]

Tucker's going all-in on his love for Donald.

‘Dad’s home and he’s pissed’: Tucker Carlson endorses coup if Harris wins the election, compares America to ‘a bad little girl’

Tucker Carlson makes an incredibly creepy analogy while urging Americans not to accept the election results if Kamala Harris wins.

www.themarysue.com

Genuinely could not be creepier.
Does Tucker have any kids? Any daughters? Maybe CPS should get involved?

 

[abates]

Three daughters and a son, though they're all adults now:

Who Is Tucker Carlson's Wife? All About Susan Andrews

Conservative TV host Tucker Carlson has been married to his wife Susan Andrews since the early '90s. Here's everything to know about his wife.

people.com

 

[Steevy Maximus]

Rudy Giuliani ordered to turn over his N.Y. apartment and valuables to the former Georgia election workers he defamed

A federal judge in New York ordered the former Trump attorney to hand over his assets because of the workers' $146 million verdict against him.

www.nbcnews.com

Ruby and Shaye's new summer home:

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Shoot, rent that mother and they’d probably be bringing in more money than they’d EVER make in Georgia Per year. The ultimate passive income!

 

[KidTDragon]

New York GOP candidate steals rival's campaign mailer: video

Joseph Mastroianni, who is running for state assembly, stole a campaign mailer sent by his rival from a home in Scotia, video shows.

www.newsweek.com

So many Republicans only tamper with the Presidential election and forget that it's just as important to tamper with local elections too.

 

[wonko the sane?]

They're doing that too, but they're also generally so hated, incompetent and clueless that it's still failing them.

 

[Paladin]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/25/politics/house-freedom-caucus-chair-north-carolina-electors/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blueskyCNN&utm_content=2024-10-25T23:05:56

Openly encouraging fraud & disenfranchisement.

Novembers' gonna go GREAT...

 

[KidTDragon]

Texas man punched an election worker who told him to remove Trump hat at voting site, police say

Authorities say an election worker was assaulted by a man over a cap worn by supporters of former President Donald Trump at an early voting site in San Antonio.

apnews.com

Guy must've been training for January 6th.

 

[Pale Rider]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1849854428775579756

 

[NovaSaber]

Fires set in drop boxes destroy hundreds of ballots in Washington and damage 3 in Oregon

Incendiary devices have been set off at two ballot drop boxes — one in Portland, Oregon, and another in nearby Vancouver, Washington — in what one official called a “direct attack on democracy."

apnews.com

 

[Pale Rider]

FB friend:

Back in the early 2000s, the former SNL comedian Dennis Miller took a hard right turn and his next comedy special included an extended bit where he made fun of Muslims for being different and the punchline was ... that's it. The whole comedy bit was just making fun of Muslims for being different, the way a schoolyard bully would.

Now we have a "comedian" doing the same thing at Trump's Madison Square Gardens neo-Nazi rally, and people should really not be surprised. The heart of the right-wing movement was never "freedom": it was always social conformism. The reason they think it's funny to attack people for being different is because they have the mentality of a schoolyard bully.

 

[Axaday]

Oh, Trump's campaign came out and said the comedian doesn't not reflect Trump's view of Puerto Rico. If you want to know Trump's view of Puerto Rico, listen to the things TRUMP says.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Actions speak louder than words, and trump threw paper towels then denied emergency aid to american citizens after a disaster because their local government didn't suck up enough to trump.

 

[NovaSaber]

IIRC, he also said that they had a loser for a President...because he was so ignorant he didn't understand that he was their President.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Well, by law of averages if nothing else, he has to unwittingly tell the truth once in a great while.

 

[Axaday]

Well, by law of averages if nothing else, he has to unwittingly tell the truth once in a great while.

Everything that pops into his head is a running True/False test and he didn't come to class, didn't read the material, and didn't study, so he has no idea. He just marks it all true. He'll get some of them right. He'll get an F, but he will speak some truth.

 

[Axaday]

I guess the malevolent laziness of a Trump supporter (I'm making a WILD guess!) in Washington state blowing up some drop boxes locally in a state that Trump will lose by thousands of votes is kind of a tribute to Trump himself.

 

[DefaultOption]

FB friend: Back in the early 2000s, the former SNL comedian Dennis Miller took a hard right turn and his next comedy special included an extended bit where he made fun of Muslims for being different and the punchline was ... that's it. The whole comedy bit was just making fun of Muslims for being different, the way a schoolyard bully would.

Non-coincidentally, once Miller left SNL and stopped having other people write his material, he also stopped being funny.

 

[Pale Rider]

FB friend:

That feeling when you're talking to someone who considers himself a "reasonable" Republican but then he says that stupid f**king line about how Republicans stand for "freedom" and you know he's just another mindless idiot who doesn't know the difference between slogans and ideas.

The fact that right-wingers think gay marriage "opens the door" to bestiality shows you that they don't understand that an animal cannot legally consent to marriage, which is not actually out of character for them. They always had a problem with the concept of consent.

I understand why washed-up action stars like Dean Cain, Hulk Hogan, and Kevin Sorbo gravitate toward the MAGA message. They miss the past because they miss being young and relevant.

Our children deserve better than to have their futures dragged down by the rose-tinted nostalgia of bitter old men.