What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
Yeah, sometimes I wonder if it's had the opposite effect the creators intended. It's so pervasive that we've gotten comfortable with the idea.
 

Rhinox

too old for this
Citizen
Since the 80s we've been told that "Government is the problem". Over and over it's been hammered into the American psyche that the government is corrupt and ineffective. Telling people that government officials are corrupt and ineffective means nothing because its meeting expectations.
Yet another thing to thank Reagan for. The lowering of expectations.
 

KidTDragon

Now with hi-res avatar!
Citizen
"Many pardons, master. I have to remind one of the small humans I own that talking to your gloriousness is more important to me than talking to it about something that brings it joy."
 

KidTDragon

Now with hi-res avatar!
Citizen
Vance's daughter: "Why does my brother get to drink all of his chocolate milk?"
Vance: "Because your value drops a lot more if you get fat."
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
Somebody should lecture McConnell about the proper functioning of mortality. Seriously, what evil did he form a pact with to still be alive.
 

Corvus

Active member
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Somebody should lecture McConnell about the proper functioning of mortality. Seriously, what evil did he form a pact with to still be alive.

For an answer to that immortal question, let's turn to the wisdom of comedian Lewis Black...

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wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
Will? Pretty sure they already do.

Ironbite-god the fact that he reproduced scares me.
Frankly; I'm as surprised as you are.

And the hate I refer to can only come with the fullness of time and maturity. They might not like "daddy" now because he's being mean to them. In a few years it's "you were never there, you never participated, you never encouraged" and finally both seeing and understanding all the clips that are being saved forever more on the internet.

They're angry with him now, but later: they won't even go to his funeral.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
Oh... that's going to backfire spectacularly. I mean, it'll be visible from orbit. Well done vance.
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
Let me guess, one's ex-army and the other's an ex-marine so each of them considers the other to have only been a "fake" soldier?

I get that rivalry between military divisions is something the government did on purpose to try to avoid the chance of a coup, but egad is it the dumbest jive when you're actually seeing it at ground level.
 


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