Welcome to Mayhem.

[unluckiness]

How tough are ya?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I stepped on a Lego once and it really didn't hurt.

 

[Caldwin]

I broke both of my elbows at the same time. I'm still here!

 

[Princess Viola]

I ate a bowl of Mini-Cons for breakfast this morning.

Without any milk.

 

[MEDdMI]

Tough enough to cry.