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Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
you get used to it (i say having moved out of florida last year lol)
 

unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
Florida Man is the natural predator of alligators and his existence dissuades alligators from entering close proximity to human activity. In turn, Florida Man is preyed upon by the criminal justice system. Circle of life and all that.
 

Sabrblade

Continuity Nutcase
Citizen
Florida Man is the natural predator of alligators and keeps them at a safe distance. In turn, Florida Man is preyed upon by the criminal justice system. Circle of life and all that.
Coming full circle, the criminal justice system is thusly preyed upon by alligators.
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I've lived here for nine years and I'm still floored by the "Beware of Alligators" sign that's within walking distance of my place. My Canadian heart can't fathom it.

I was born here but a good chunk of my ancestry is Quebecois. We all float down here. /)

Somehow I've yet to see an alligator in my neighborhood, even though we're bordered by a canal. The most surprising animal I've encountered in my neighborhood is a coati. They don't get a lot of publicity, but they are here and I know what I saw.
 

lastmaximal

Administrator
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I've lived here for nine years and I'm still floored by the "Beware of Alligators" sign that's within walking distance of my place. My Canadian heart can't fathom it.
Alligators is just the neighbor's Chihuahua. You know how they get. "No, Alligators, stop chewing on that person's arm right now. I mean it, Alligators. Spit that out, you don't know where that's been."
 


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