Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

Ironbite4

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Like the kid would actually stop someone from shooting Elon in the forhead.

Ironbite-hell, most hitmen would count him as collateral and shoot through him.
 

Axaday

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I am tempted to go off the cuff on what the usual hitman scenario is, but I guess I really don't know.

I think police detective always make some effort to solve a murder and certainly if it were the richest person the motivated would be incredibly high. A hitman hired to murder someone that wasn't famous in any way would never shoot through a kid. There are no unfamous murdered kids.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

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Measles has already been on the rise among hard-line antivax communities. If not for the risk of mutation, I'd have far less concern for their well-being.
 

CoffeeHorse

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Wild. Senate Republicans bucked Elon's pick for Majority Leader and it took Vance breaking a tie to get Hegseth in. But since then they have just completely folded.
 

Pocket

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"Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them."
 

Ungnome

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Especially considering RFK Jr used to be a Democrat before he went nuts.
 

Paladin

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if Bobby Jr gets Elon or Donald in on the raw meat and milk kick a bunch of our problems might work themselves out pretty fast.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

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I knew a guy who thought it would be a good idea to mix a chocolate orgasm (basically a bunch of booze mixed with chocolate milk) with Mountain Dew. He promptly rubbed the result "pond scum", for good reason.
 

Dekafox

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More Vance than Trump, but kind of ironic for this position to be coming from this administration:

 

Axaday

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I just saw a goofy joke on Facebook with a map showing the Bermuda triangle renamed the American Triangle. One of the corners of it was San Juan and I guess I don't look at this map very often. I went to Puerto Rico on my honeymoon, but I think of it has being closer than it is.

I'll get to my point. Really before we grab Greenland and Gaza it makes more sense to grab Cuba and Hispaniola. Cuba used to be really nice and I'm not sure Hispaniola was, but it could be with the money Trump wants to invest in making Gaza a resort.
 

Rhinox

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We're going to need the finest minds to come up with names for all these new states. I mean, if Red, White, and Blueland is the base line for what we're going for, we're really going to need to buckle down.
 


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