Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

Nevermore

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Come on, Donald, just say it: You want to do away with elections and be declared as sovereign ruler for life.
 

Rhinox

too old for this
Citizen
I guarantee someone, somewhere, has a tape with Donald saying he deserves to be king. Or dictator, or whatever synonym popped into his little peanut brain.
 

Nevermore

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God Emperor. That's what some of his most hardcore fans called him even before the 2016 election.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
They were LITERALLY worshipping him at that republican convention, so whatever is on that tape that does surely exist, he doesn't say it anymore because he calls himself a god.
 

DefaultOption

Sourball
Citizen
Seriously. Given the Bible story of the golden calf false idol, this thing was a little too on the nose:

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KidTDragon

Now with hi-res avatar!
Citizen
They weren't worried about the magical fairy wand undercutting his manly manliness?

A lit match would have been a better choice.
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
Yeah, he isn't made of gold IRL either. Probably. I dunno, none of us have ever ripped off his skin to find out; maybe someone should get on that.
 

Ungnome

Grand Empress of the Empire of One Square Foot.
Citizen
And to think if the orange one had simply decided to stay a reality show host instead of becoming President of the United States, he might not be in his current legal predicament.
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
He's never had to face any real consequences for anything in his entire life so far; why start now? I'm sure this will magically go away just like every other problem he's ever had, but he'll find a way to throw a hissy fit about it anyway.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
I'm sure his lawyers are already preparing their appeals. Meanwhile the orange cancer himself is off campaigning somewhere.
 

G.B.Blackrock

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And to think if the orange one had simply decided to stay a reality show host instead of becoming President of the United States, he might not be in his current legal predicament.
Sadly, that wasn't an option. For all of his attempts to deflect the blame of The Apprentice's demise on Arnold, the franchise was already pretty much dead well before Trump's candidacy.
 


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