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Ironbite4

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That literally clarifies nothing bro. Like at all.

Ironbite-Meltzer god damn it stop speculating.
 
Ironbite4

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So WWE had a quarterly earnings call. Basically they said it went well, things were looking up, and the future is bright.

SO NATURALLY IT'S TIME TO RELEASE PEOPLE!

As of this posting, the following superstars have been released from their contracts.

-Karrion Kross & Scarlett
- B-Fab of Hit Row
- Gran Metalik & Lince Dorado
- Katrina Cortez of Legado Del Fantasma
- Ember Moon
- Franky Monet
- Trey Baxter
- Jeet Rama
- Oney Lorcan
- Zayda Ramier
- Jessi Kamea

Ironbite-we'll see where these folks end up in 30 or 90 days.

ETA: Nia Jax
Keith Lee
Mia Yim
DH Smith
Eva Marie

These can now be added to the list.

Ironbite-damn.
 
Ironbite4

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Nick Khan is cleaning house baby!

Ironbite-if you can't beat an upstart fed like AEW, get out!
 
Deathy G1

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Meanwhile Windham still hasn’t shown up anywhere. You know it’s gonna be awesome when he does.
 
Ironbite4

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So about those "budget cut" releases last night. It seems not all of them were due to "budget cuts" but rather an unwillingness to go out and get your god damn COVID vax. 4 people on that list absolutely refused to do so. And those former superstars were Nia Jax, Karrion Kross, Scarlett, and Eva Marie.

Ironbite-I'm guess Sasha finally caved.
 

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Covid finally did what no one else was willing to do - get Nia Jax fired.
 

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So Shayna Bayzler (or whoever does her gear) is apparently a 40K fan.

Last week, her gear had the Chaos Star on it , this week, she's in Dark Angel's colors with the spade in place of the sword in the sigil.

NERD!!!!
 
Ironbite4

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Oh look a day that ends in Y. Guess that must mean more BUDGET CUTS! LET'S BRING ON TODAY'S VICTIMS!

Hit Row
John Morrison
Tegan Nox
Drake Maverick
Shane Thorne
Jaxson Ryker

Your victims of the latest round of Nick "What's long term booking" Khan's budget cuts even though last quarter WWE reported record seeing profits ladies and germs. You hate to see it. Especially with how this hugs with all long term plans you ever had for a stable like Hit Row.

Morrison's not doing much at this point in his career. Nox was apparently told to make her relationship with a woman public so WWE could go "oooh look at us being all inclusive and jive!". Maverick doesn't have enough tears left to give a crap about getting a third chance. Thorne can now go find his TM-61 buddy and go back to New Japan and have fun there.

Ryker.

And yeah that's this round of budget cuts. Kinda small and nobody else seems to be in danger of losing their jobs yet so...we'll see.

Ironbite-Triple H's legacy is now...gone.
 
Ironbite4

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25 years ago, The Rock debuted at Survivor series. Last night WWE spent four hours praising The Rock, promoting red notice for 4 hours, and generally making the night all about him.

He never showed.

Ironbite-And for those 4 hours, they shat all over Smackdown until the main event
 
LBD "Nytetrayn"

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Yeah, for this year's Survivor Series, they really laid an egg.
 
Ironbite4

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Count 'em out guys. AEW just fired* Big Swole. Truly the most devastating loss to AEW to date. God only knows how they'll go on.

*She chose not to renew her contract.

Ironbite-wonder how soon does Vince buys them out.
 
LBD "Nytetrayn"

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Ironbite4 said:
Count 'em out guys. AEW just fired* Big Swole. Truly the most devastating loss to AEW to date. God only knows how they'll go on.

*She chose not to renew her contract.

Ironbite-wonder how soon does Vince buys them out.
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You think that's something? Just days ago, there was talk about Cody Rhodes being signed to a new contract, but he and Andrade got fired before they went off the air last night!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1466285368257531904
 
Wheelimus

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So War Games will the end of an era, Beth Phoenix announced that it will be her final commenting event.

I guess go ahead and pencil in Miz & Mayrese vs Edge & Beth at Wrestlemania.
 
Ironbite4

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Toni Storm has requested and been granted her release due to massive burnout with the WWE. Sad to see her go but when you're booked against the Queen and treated like crap, yeah I'd be burnt out too.

Ironbite-so now they've got 16 active women on the main roster. Royal Rumble will be fun.
 
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