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Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the hugging last month's newspapers blowing back and forth. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all this.

I WANT ROOM SERVICE! I want the club sandwich. I want the cold Mexican beer. I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered like they do at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Back to sleep, Louis, or I'm telling mom about your Playboys.


We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull. What do we do?

We die!
 
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GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
The Cake is a Lie!

There is no Spoon!

Why is the Rum GONE!

Inhabitants of Peach Trees, this is Judge Dredd. In case you people have forgotten, tjis Block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. MaMa’s not the Law.

I am the Law.

Mama is a common criminal. Guilty of murder. Guilty of the production and distribution of the narcotic known as SloMo. And as of now, under sentence of Death. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will treated as an accessory to her crimes. You have been warned. And as for you MaMa….

JUDGEMENT TIME!
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Okay, I just heard this yesterday...which knowing me, means it was a well known meme years ago.

Thanks for calling Pete's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
 

Paladin

Well-known member
Citizen
since that day I have often wondered if I am the only vet to have ever used an artificial vagina as a defensive weapon.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Forget the exact wording, but...

Unless you're kaiju sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy.
 


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