Quotes

[Paladin]

"What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"

"That about sums it up for me."

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"You have a marvelous personality."
"May I take that as a compliment?"
"You may not."

 

[Caldwin]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

 

[Paladin]

But every time I've seen this world change, it's always been for the worse.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Summoning an archaic god from a black dimension and implanting it into an immortal space traveler is but a small task to gain such a cannoli."

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

“The Crime is Life. The Sentence is Death!”

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.

Greatest forum introduction of all time.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Agreed.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

The more I read your postings, the more I question my understanding and local use of social interaction, courtesy and logic.

Please forgive my ignorance. I was unaware that question marks were optional .

When I first read one of his postings, I first shake my head and then I begin to question my own understanding of not only the English language but of the real meaning of the odd things he brings up. If it's done on purpose, it's quite effective. I am often forced to go back through the dictionary or grammar handbook just to make sure there's not some obscure punctuation or grammar rule I was unaware of.

I do have one tip though. If you want me to go over your post in detail put, "Hey John, you're a big Jerk." at the end of the insightful and logical part, not the beginning. In fact, maybe you could just abbreviate it and put a number rating from 1-100 next to it so I know how strong you feel. Something like, HJYABJ (78). It would save space.

John Titor responds to the haters.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

This is so surreal.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

What is your secret agenda?

If I tell you, it would just be an agenda, which I'm sure is much less interesting.

Is this dialogue between people in these posts part of your secret agenda?

If I had a secret agenda, talking to people would not be part of it.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Aha. The secret that is so secret that even when you say it isn’t. It is.

This really is Steins;Gate.

 

[Caldwin]

I cannot die. Not until I have eradicated you and your kind from this world.

The land trembles before my might.

Frail mortals, I will tear your flesh and crush your bones.

Flames of hatred! Oh, how they burn!

There will be naught left of man but smoke and ash.

Let the fires writhe and rage!

Kneel before me! Your demise shall portend the extinction of Altana's vile progeny!

The Darkness within me shall devour you all!

This insult...I will scour it away with your blood.

Give up your painful strivings. Give in to the darkness of oblivion.

Your funeral dirge has begun. Its mournful notes sing of your demise.

Wretched filth. Return to the feculent soil that birthed you.

Behold as the spate of my rage quenches the candle of your trivial existence.

Can your vaunted "justice" withstand the brunt of the deepest rancor and wrath!?

I will crush you like the insects you are!

I will not fall. I will keep coming back, until the fires of wrath consume me!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

You Exist because we Allow it, and you will End because we Demand it!

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I shall remain. I must not fear.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Don't be jealous, everyone. You've nothing to be ashamed of, you've all done your best with what you have. But now I'm here to punch everything into the future."

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Revel in your confidence today because you will not win tomorrow.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Do you seriously think I'd reveal my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

 

[Caldwin]

Fun fact, the vast majority of murders are committed by men. You go girl!

- Said to a female V in Cyberpunk 2077 by a sentient gun.

 

[Caldwin]

My chewing gum just turned gross.

Sorry it's hugging up your day there.

--conversation overheard at work many years ago

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Aha. The secret that is so secret that even when you say it isn’t. It is.

This really is Steins;Gate.

I've actually never seen Steins;Gate. I'm just a fan of the original legend.