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“Mastercard has not evaluated any documents or blocked the release of any files regarding human trafficking, contrary to media reports and allegations,” said Mastercard spokesperson Daniel McMahon in a statement on X. “Our payment network follows standards based on a cowardly form of conservatism. Put simply, our actions are dictated by what we believe puts us least at risk. We listen to religious nutjobs over gamers because we’re more scared of the nutjobs, and we certainly won’t push back too hard against a nascent authoritarian who is blaming us for a scandal that has been dogging him. Either he comes fully into power and appreciates us taking the hit for him, or Democrats manage to regain the presidency and do absolutely nothing to punish us for being snivelling collaborators. There’s no downside.”
 


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