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[Ceir]

It strikes me as perhaps ironic on a Transformers-related site, but I had a thought: even the campiest 80s cartoon villains usually remembered that there has to be a world left for them to rule over.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Megatron explicitly didn't care about ruining Earth, but he had his own planet to return to afterwards.

 

[wonko the sane?]

It strikes me as perhaps ironic on a Transformers-related site, but I had a thought: even the campiest 80s cartoon villains usually remembered that there has to be a world left for them to rule over.

And there will be a world after trump is done with it.

Fine, it might look like the free parts from "spiral zone" but it will exist.

 

[Pocket]

I can think of a few villains who explicitly, intentionally wanted to destroy the world entirely, but none who were just idiots who had the power to do so by accident and on the verge of doing so.

 

[Ungnome]

I can think of a few villains who explicitly, intentionally wanted to destroy the world entirely, but none who were just idiots who had the power to do so by accident and on the verge of doing so.

Sure we would have seen one if any of the various Tick series had lasted longer, sigh.

 

[NovaSaber]

Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social)

Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance.

bsky.app

 

[Pale Rider]

Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

WASHINGTON—Addressing the nation to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the country had been eradicated, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that SEAL Team Six had killed a U.S. protester in a daring overnight raid. “Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world...

theonion.com

 

[KidTDragon]

Satire... for now.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Are we sure the onion hasn't resorted to actual journalism in face of an ever more bizzare reality?

 

[abates]

Yes, because there's no way Trump would manage to come out with something that coherent.

 

[Dekafox]

 

[KidTDragon]

This is normally where I'd point and laugh about what a moron she is, but the non-billionaire Republican constituents are morons too, and as dumb as Boebert is, she knows that she just needs to say certain keywords to keep those moron constituents from rightfully blaming Shitler for every mess he creates, no matter how little sense it makes to use those keywords in the given context.