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[Cybersnark]

Is it two guys named dan sullivan, or is it one dude with multiple personalities in a race against himself?

I would've guessed alternate universes.

Or maybe time travel.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Yeah, but those are just long form cop out answers for schizophrenia.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

They really should've just stuck with that Dent guy.

 

[wonko the sane?]

At least with dent, you knew where he stood exactly half the time.

 

[NovaSaber]

Remember this bit of accurate prediction of the future by the Onion?

 

[Dekafox]

 

[wonko the sane?]

If only we could get a muscle car for 3000 again...

 

[Dekafox]

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[Anonymous X]

Paul Haine (@paulhaine.bsky.social)

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

bsky.app

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[Dekafox]

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[Dekafox]

DuckDuckGo's AI Feature Is Telling Users That Trump Died of Rabies Earlier This Month

DuckDuckGo's AI is claiming, incorrectly, that president Donald Trump passed away from rabies after being bitten by JD Vance.

futurism.com

 

[wonko the sane?]

hugging teasy ducky.

 

[Pocket]

Probably the first time DuckDuckGo has done anything newsworthy, ever, and of course it's because they're jumping on the AI bandwagon just like literally everyone else.

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[KidTDragon]

GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim

WASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions, congressional Republicans urged Democrats Tuesday to tone down the rhetoric they used to quote President Donald Trump verbatim. “Temperatures are running high...

theonion.com

 

[NovaSaber]