Last Post!

[MEDdMI]

No one pushes TMM around but me! *kicks Wheelimus back down the mountain*

 

[Wheelimus]

*decides to lay siege to the mountain rather than climb back up*

LAST POST.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

It's over, Wheels! I have the high ground!

 

[Wheelimus]

*Googles the cost of buying a military grade drone*

*gets visited by FBI over this search*

 

[MadameVixen]

*pushes you back down*

 

[CoffeeHorse]

*Googles the cost of buying a military grade drone*

*gets visited by FBI over this search*

Rookie mistake. You need to check private flea markets for that jive.

 

[Ironbite4]

That hill is made of my corpses!

Ironbite-*lights a match*

 

[Caldwin]

*takes a helicopter to the top of the mountain and laughs at those wasting their time climbing*

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

::: drinks some Dr Pepper:::

I don't even care who wins, I'm just here for the show.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

If you're not first, you're last.

Wait, aren't we trying to be last?

 

[MEDdMI]

I'm the last unicorn! ... wait

 

[Caldwin]

That's unfortunate. Be prepared for one hell of an existential crisis that traumatizes and entire generation.

 

[MadameVixen]

Also that tree was creepy as hell

 

[Wheelimus]

*flies in on a hanglider*

TIS MINE AGAIN

 

[MadameVixen]

*guns down hanglider* nope

 

[Wheelimus]

*drags fat ass back up mountain, this time clutching a skateboard*

I'm prepared for what comes next this time.

 

[MadameVixen]

Skate or die *pushes you back down*

 

[Wheelimus]

*skateboards down mountain Scott Pilgrim style*

*helicopters back to top*

LAST POST IS MINE!

 

[Caldwin]

Is it really?

 

[Wheelimus]

For 8 whole minutes it was!