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[GodSentinelOmega]

There’s some very resilient skeletons holding you up too.

 

[Caldwin]

There's a skeleton inside my body! Aaaaaaah!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Yup. His name is Bones. He used to be a doctor.

 

[DefaultOption]

But not a bricklayer.

 

[Caldwin]

I'm gonna call him one skinny mother hugger!

 

[DefaultOption]

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Unfortunately, Skeletons don’t bleed. So we can’t kill it.

 

[Caldwin]

I ain't got time to bleed!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

If there is no blood for the blood god, he'll settle for another skull for the skull throne.

 

[Caldwin]

Skulls don't feed my vampire brood.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

You have a brood now?

 

[Caldwin]

Yeah, it implanted an egg in me and now I'm becoming a brood. Call the X-Men!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Call them? I thought you were already Wolverine!

 

[Caldwin]

I'm a Wolverine expy! There's a difference!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Haha. Fair enough. But as an expy, are you the best expy there is at what you do?

That being, A Wolverine?

 

[Caldwin]

Bub, I'm the best you'll ever see!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

In this Universe at the very least. Other Caldwins may debate that.

 

[Caldwin]

There's only one Caldwin. There's only ever gonna be one Caldwin!

 

[DefaultOption]

 

[Caldwin]

There should have been only one movie.