Space is Warped and Tine is Bendable.
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"Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-boggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."
Do you know where your Towel is?
Hey there, I am Eddie, your shipboard computer!
Oh no, not again.
Oh there’s something coming towards me fast! Very very fast! It needs a big sounding word like ound, round… Ground! That’s what I’ll call it… GROUND!
I wonder if it’ll be friendly?
I wonder if it’ll be friendly?
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was, Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
Reality’s on the Fritz again.
I think that the BBC’s attitude towards the show while it was in production was very similar to that which Macbeth had towards murdering people – initial doubts, followed by cautious enthusiasm and then greater and greater alarm at the sheer scale of the undertaking and still no end in sight.
That, sadly, has historically been the BBCs view of pretty every science fiction show they’ve done.
And thus, the Galaxy opened.
We were only Mostly Harmless.
Vogon Bureaucracy in pursuit of a Hyperspace Bypass was more permanently harmful. 
And the second worst poetry in the Universe.