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Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
This went somewhere where I'm not catching the references. But I'm not going to let that stop me from re-obtaining last post.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
It's true. One time I killed him in the bar while he was eating popcorn, and his corpse just kept eating. Which was weird because it didn't have a jaw or most of the head left, Just straight down the esophagus.

On the plus side, we had cheddar burgers.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I wish I could remember that. However, I think I was either very drunk, or very dead at the time.

Possibly both.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
I was hoping to face Guile personally on the battlefield, one gentleman warrior to another, in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. Ah.

The road not taken. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of many - they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
When General Bison graced your village with his presence, it was the most important day of your life.

But for me. It was a Tuesday.
 


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