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[The Mighty Mollusk]

There is no overkill. There is only "open fire" and "reload".

 

[Caldwin]

Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times? --Wrex being extremely conservative for some reason

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I find that what primitives lack in precision, they make up for in enthusiasm.

 

[Wheelimus]

*resurrects*

*climbs the mountain*

ok blow me up or whatever

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

::: presses a button:::

:::a giant spring trap launches Wheels into orbit:::

 

[Wheelimus]

*finally lands, right back to the top of the mountain*

YAY AGAIN!!!

 

[Sharkshadow]

FOUR! * knocks wheels off with a halibut*

 

[DefaultOption]

Four? No, there can be only one!

::swings Highlander sword::

 

[Wheelimus]

*celebrates having held the mountain for over fifteen hours*

 

[Caldwin]

Not going to let it go that long this time.

 

[Wheelimus]

*snatches it back*

 

[Caldwin]

Yoink!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

::: picks up Wheels and Caldwin, bashes their heads together, and throws them off opposite sides of the mountain:::

 

[Wheelimus]

*has headache*

 

[Caldwin]

*dies, comes back up from Tartarus, climbs mountain and punts Wheelimus*

 

[Sharkshadow]

* takes caldwin's head off with a can opener then sends his soul to neiflheim. * have fun negotiating with Hela to get out of there.

 

[Caldwin]

She was actually quite reasonable once I had her heart in my hand. Speaking of...

*carves Sharkshadows heart out with a spoon*

 

[Sharkshadow]

bold of you to assume i have one. * bonks caldwin on the head with a rolling pin*

 

[Caldwin]

Bold of you to think that would do any damage. *kicks Sharkshadow in the nethers*

 

[Sharkshadow]

so were fighting dirty now eh? how about a wet willie! * drops a soakin wet humpback whale on caldwin* thanks willie.