"Gamers say the darnedest things!"

[Pocket]

"Yeah, no, I heard you. I heard you. I was trying to talk to the floor?" - Dan Floyd playing Elden Ring, accidentally interacting with an NPC again when trying to read a player message

 

[Pocket]

"Butt juice on Susie" - DesertPogona doing the bonus boss fight in Deltarune, using the "ButJuice" aka Butler Juice to heal one of his party members

 

[Caldwin]

One I said last night during a Final Fantasy XIV raid...

I just need to die real quick so I can finish the last couple bites of my supper.

 

[Pocket]

I did have a revelation the other day that maybe one reason YouTube's algorithm hasn't started penalizing people for talking about killing and dying the way, for example, TikTok does, is the sheer volume of popular videos talking about video games.

 

[Pocket]

"I'm a captain. Of a wide donut." - Dan Floyd playing Subnautica after being told "Welcome aboard, Captain" by his puny first attempt at a base

 

[Pocket]

"Oh, this ink sac we found is a magazine for a gun!" - SophieBaybey playing Casualties: Unknown, a... roguelike...survival sim, I guess I'd call it? And she found an item her character couldn't identify at first, but she joked that its icon looked exactly like the ink sac from Minecraft.

 

[Pocket]

"I don't wanna activate the Toast Route on my first run!" - SnapCube Penny, playing Deltarune Chapter 5, agonizing over whether to "use" the toast Kris made for Toriel rather than give it to her. The game is known for locking players into questionable decisions, like mixing punch for someone and then drinking it in front of her.

 

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"If there's one guaranteed way to cause a time paradox, it's attempting to pilot this submarine before our time." - Dan Floyd playing Lies of P's DLC, which takes place in the past, after encountering a submarine that looks suspiciously like one he crashed in a cutscene in the base game

 

[Pocket]

"Why is it a jam inside of a corpse?" - Barry Kramer playing Mina the Hollower, reacting to the music in the "inside a dead kraken" level