G.I. Joe thread - 09/13/2024: Pulsecon - Dreadnoks, Dogs and Cereal

LBD "Nytetrayn"

Broke the Matrix
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I really need someone to peer into my mind and make an actual version of the weird conflation my brain makes of their song and the DK Rap.

It's like, the lyrics fit the cadence, more or less, and those stick with me more than the originals, past the first bit...

We're Cold Slither
You'll be joining us soon
If you know the words
You can join in too!

Seriously, I want someone to make that.

Not AI, though. Someone with talent.
 

Confuzor

Koopaling Aficionado
Citizen
So... i can't recall his name, dude with glowy green skull mask, dreads and bow and arrows, is he part of the Dreadnoks? Initially I didnt think so, but he seems to at least fit in with the newer guys we've been getting who are.

Im trying to segregate my Cobra display up a bit and trying to keep guys who look like they go together, together.
 

Steevy Maximus

Well known pompous pontificator
Citizen
So... i can't recall his name, dude with glowy green skull mask, dreads and bow and arrows, is he part of the Dreadnoks? Initially I didnt think so, but he seems to at least fit in with the newer guys we've been getting who are.

Im trying to segregate my Cobra display up a bit and trying to keep guys who look like they go together, together.
Shadow Tracker. Nominally, no, he's just a special jungle operative.

As is, I think the only reason Crystal Ball got lumped in was the perception of his dislike among the fandom. If I wasn't so tight on purchases, I would have gotten him. The Classified reinvention is FANTASTIC, but I don't view him as a Dreadnok.
 

Steevy Maximus

Well known pompous pontificator
Citizen
It's new Joe day! Contrary to some earlier reports I read, Snake Eyes is NOT an Amazon exclusive! Also available in this "batch" is Monkeywrench, Battle Armor Cobra Commander and Major Bludd. Release expected in October.

Note that Major Bludd appears to be a straight redeco of the nearly FIVE year old Cobra Island release. It's different than the original (which was caught up in early backlash against the line's more colorful initial direction), and I think the red highlights REALLY pop on those details. Not sure it's worth double dipping, so we'll see how much #26 is going for, might be worth it to sell the old one, get the new one, and use the extra to offset other purchases

I was always excited for Battle Armor Cobra Commander, but the inclusion of the DiC accessories just push him over the top for me. This is a GREAT example of how some creative accessories and lore digging can make an otherwise pedestrian update into something a bit more special.

Monkeywrench exhibits the same fresh ideas that have permeated the other Dreadnoks (and they include an actual monkeywrench!). Nice update with some fresh ideas.

Snake Eyes is probably the most "boring" of the batch, but I think he's a great showpiece of what this design team can do with later figures which featured more questionable design choices. Again, he's from "my era", so I snapped an order on him. Probably will on the 89 version as well. Which is strange as SE was never a "key character" when I was a kid.
 

Blot

Well-known member
Citizen
I was not expecting Battle Armor Cobra Commander to come with Serpentor but I am not complaining.
 

Agent X

Kreon Bastard
Citizen
Two of the three pick-up from a convention yesterday:

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They both needed new O-rings, especially Downtown, but they're complete. Hate how Downtown's shells don't attach to his mortar.
 

Steevy Maximus

Well known pompous pontificator
Citizen
It's still a thing!

Atomic Arcade has updated their page, including links to a pair of wallpaper images of Snake Eyes, reportedly rendered in engine. So I guess the game is still chugging along.
 

Steevy Maximus

Well known pompous pontificator
Citizen
New fan stream tomorrow for GI Joe, the first for “Yo Joe June”. Unfortunately, some of the material HAS leaked, giving a full, finalized, look at Budo and the MMS with Hawk.
 

Steevy Maximus

Well known pompous pontificator
Citizen
The YoJoe June livestream was cancelled for today, but new stuff still went up for preorder:
Retro carded Greenshirts and Retro carded BAT
Classified 173 Sgt Slaughter (desert) and Mercer

And Pulse has the exclusive preorder for the AWE Striker
 

Steevy Maximus

Well known pompous pontificator
Citizen
Super7 is showing off some new stuff at Joefest this weekend, including new entries in the ReAction+ line, including Universal Monsters and Back to the Future.
Also, Cobra La.
I say again, Super7 is doing ReAction+ Cobra La, including the Royal Guard and ONCE A MAN COBRA COMMANDER! (And I swear I heard a rumor about PYTHONA as well…). Also among the images was an upgraded Python Patrol Cobra Commander in o-ring construction. C’mon Super7, give me the rest of Cobra-La….

Once a Man is a timed exclusive for Entertainment Earth, Python Patrol will be a Target exclusive. The remaining wave (Falcon, Jinx and Royal Guard) are “full release”

OAM Cobra Commander, already on back order from EE:https://www.entertainmentearth.com/...-once-a-man-3-34inch-reaction-figure/sup89968
 

Agent X

Kreon Bastard
Citizen
Man, I wished I knew about Joefest more than a day-or-so before the weekend, I would've have extended my vacation and hit that after BotCon.

I absolutely need Quick Kick, Zartan, and Dr. Mindbender in my Field Manuals.

Also, the Joefest webpage is absolute jive.
 

Steevy Maximus

Well known pompous pontificator
Citizen
At the Super7 panel, they made A few announcements: Wave 5 will hit October, with wave 6 in January. No details on contents.

The SDCC exclusive(s?) will be a comic “time bomb” Cobra BAT (blue BAT with chest explosive) and a comic/DiC color Serpentor

 

Fullstrength Motleypuss

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I don't know what the problem with the Hasbro Joe Team is but this month was more like GO BLOW JUNE than YO JOE JUNE.
 


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