We're picking right up where the FCBD Energon Universe special ended. They sent the entire military to chase down one speeding African American guy....the jokes write themselves. But none of which I'm allowed to make *pout*.
Meanwhile, Vanessa has been sent to break into the house of a old man because she wants to see his tummy. Oh...don't awaken my fantasies, Skybound. But, seriously, it's because he literally has a bunch of holes in his stomach from....SOMETHING! *DUN-DUN-DUHHH*
And Rax is also busy trying to gently coax out the information they're looking for from another guy....at 100 miles a hour.
Meanwhile, General Flagg interrogates Matt about what he knows about where Miles Mayhem went. And...he subtly threatens Matt's child. Yeesh....I kinda WISH Flagg was the one who was Zartan in disguise, at least that'd give him a excuse.
"He thinks there are lizard people at high levels of government. He thinks there are tiny angelic humanoids communicating with him via the filings in his teeth. Every paranoid conspiracy theory you've ever caught wind of? Miles Mayhem believes it." Hmmm....so that covers Cobra-La. And....it kind of sounds like Miles knows about the Micronauts, to me. This is getting interesting.
So we finally find out what Miles is up to. Apparently, some people managed to find a stargate in the arctic. And when they were exposed to it, the radiation left little worm holes all over their bodies. Weird. But, also kind of cool. I wonder if you can just...throw things in your new "belly buttons" and they'll end up wherever the other end of these portals lead to? As for where they lead...I have my suspicions. But....we'll talk about that in the NEXT spoiler section.
I had to look it up but "Frusenland" has been mentioned before in a old GI Joe comic.
Miles wants to use this stargate as a weapon against the Transformers. Which I'm sure wouldn't have any drawbacks AT ALL! Apparently, these wormholes inside their bodies seem to be growing, because one of the scientists is pretty hollowed out.
Back to Matt, and we find out Miles has a inside man hidden among General Flagg's guards. Time for a face-laser fight! I have no idea if this is someone we should know or not. I don't recognize him after a quick google search of VENOM agents, but I could have easily missed someone.
Flagg offers to let Matt work for him, as a subdivision of GI Joe. But, Matt's having none of it. He doesn't trust the government anymore after what they did to him, so he bounces. But, not before giving General Flagg one of his high-tech watches so they can keep in contact. So, that was nice. Flagg is now MASK Agent number 42! I see what you did there, Hitchhiker!
And we end with Miles being VERY close to that damaged stargate....