"Knowledge is power, kids! If you don't have it, someone else will! Then they'll use that power to make it all go bollocks and you'll have to fix it, and that wanker with a bat fetish will say 'no Constantine, you can't sacrifice one of my crazy-pants playmates to the Nth Lord of Sorrow in exchange for the Tome of Reversal, you'll just have to do it the hard way like when you went into the eighth circle of hell and gave Asmodeus a wedgie in order to save the Justice League, which I never even gave you a proper thank you for, your hands smelled like demon asscrack for three weeks but you're used to that sort of thing' and he's right but he didn't have to bloody say it. Now which one of you kindies is holding, because I need to tie one on just thinking about those crusty knickers, can't believe I gave him a tumble when I was ... oh right! Stay in school, kids!"
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
	
	










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SWAMP THING! YOU ARE AMA-ZING!