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Wow. I was half thinking they couldn't get worse than the Cybertruck, but there it is.

My only big complaint about Bruticus is that I wish he had actual feet on the frame, so he could have actual ankles instead of a weird mid-shin bend. The paint not matching doesn't really bother me, it's such an endemic problem across the line between painted and non-painted parts that I've just...

Come for the warm green glow. Stay because your legs have mutated into rootlike structures and you physically can't leave.

Been seeing the displays up at a few Targets, but nothing actually stocked on any of them, aside from the battle damaged Primes that've been on the shelves for a while already.

I know I set it on fire at least once.

What in the Epsteinth hell has he done this time?

"Will someone PLEASE just turn up the damn thermostat?!" *Angry Alpha Trion noises from the other room*

Brainstorm's new device to save on work time by creating easily-recycled stock animation has had a few snags.

And another James Bond played by Mike Myers is off to the side, just looking at him like "What an obnoxious bastard".

Time is a construct of our mortal perceptions. Embrace the chaos of eternity and learn the truth. There is no Bond.

THERE ARE FOUR! WINDOWS!!!!!

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I seem to remember Dreamwave having a contest once for fanart of Megatron combiners, and I think that was one of the entries. But I'd have to dig out the original single issues to check, and I'm way too lazy. (And also typing this from the restroom at work, but that's neither here nor there.) It...

Leaders are far too pricey for me to buy a repaint unless it's an absolutely enormous improvement, and this sounds like a side grade at best.

Impressive. They actually made Slog's monster mode look worse.

"Shhhhh. Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness." "That's the sound of people drowning, Carl!" "That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, and then silence."

MP Ginrai is a good-looking Ginrai, but it's too slim for Powermaster Prime. He's a chonky boy.

Seekers print money. Of course more are planned.

Yeah, but by then another price hike might roll in. The FOMO gets worse all the time.