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Is that a challenge?

Here's an old Monopoly set. Some of the money is still there and a couple of the house tokens. Look, options!

I'll let it go to a day or two short of a new record and then break it just to be a dick.

Hey Wheels, while you're here, you wanna see where I keep my Amontillado?

I always turned Skysaurus's head forward too, but it always made me think of the "Tell Swoop good part!" line in TF:TM.

Noticed a couple of other name changes. The Kinklink in the intro fight with Bowser is now a Chandelier, and Mallow's Psychopath spell is now Thought Peek. And a line where Mallow asks Mario if he thinks he's Bruce Lee now just asks him who he thinks he is. On the plus side, they kept the bit...

::: uses the concrete-encased GSO as part of the wall to brick Caldwin in ::: Does it count as two birds with one stone when one of them is the stone?

IT'S THE BEATING OF HIS HIDEOUS HEART! ::: pours concrete under the floorboards :::

Space is littered with the corpses of time travelers who forgot to account for celestial motion.

"The culmination of love is grief. And yet we love despite the inevitable, we open our hearts to it. To grieve deeply... is to have loved fully. Open your heart to the world as you have opened it to me, and you will find every reason to keep living in it."

Like we haven't all just been coming back anyway.

At this point I've killed both of you so many times, I could make an army of skeletons and meat golems large enough to blanket an entire country with sheer numbers. But I'm way too lazy.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/nov/18/elon-musk-to-file-thermonuclear-lawsuit-as-advertisers-desert-x "How DARE there be consequences for my actions! I'll sue!"

The irony of Inferno protesting a queen.

Behold, the beast with three backs.

A somewhat more violent Random Thoughts. ::: pours a bucket of molten lead over Caldwin's head :::

Luigi's like the bass player in the band. You know he's there, and you know he's a great help, but he's still in last place.

Playing the Super Mario RPG remake. Oh yeah, the spring-loaded knife boss Mack, because everyone loves a reference to a song about a knife-wielding criminal in a kid's game..... ...wait, Claymorton? They changed the name?