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  1. Caldwin

    Quotes

    I only play for sport. Don't you think you've seen enough? I've simplified your payroll and now, if you don't mind, I'll streamline your inventory. From this moment, every breath you take is a gift from me. That's right, run you bastards! I'm coming for you all!
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    (character) vs. (character)

    Classic Lara Croft with her classic arsenal vs. Indiana Jones in his prime Lara: + crazy arsenal including but not limited to fully automatic dual Mac 10,s, assault rifle, grenade launcher + athletic beyond normal human abilities + has gone up against literal gods - doesn't always think...
  3. Caldwin

    Caldwin's latest obsession (subject to change)

    Well, I was feeling kinda alone in the Tomb Raider thread, so I'm just gonna make this my own personal screencap gallery. Lara is a classy lady. I'll just let this one speak for itself. Never enough, Lara. Never. Just chillin' in Nevada. Can you believe that gaurd back there? He...
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    [OOC] STOMP Remembrance Project

    😳 Wow! Just...wow! I completely forgot about this. Good thing Maple wasn't there to hear Static talking about Anchors like that!
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    Tomb Raider

    Yeah, photo mode in this game is pretty awesome! 😍
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    Stellar Blade

    Well, I'm sure you can find a PS5 now. It's a lot easier than it used to be. And it's a lot better than having one of those *shudder* X-Boxes.
  7. Caldwin

    Stellar Blade

    So, ever have a demo that's basically the tutorial level, and the demo gives you the option to skip past the part already played when you get the full game, and you get the full game but it's been a while since you've played the demo and now you've forgotten the controls? Good thing is it...
  8. Caldwin

    Ninja Turtles - Cowabunga!

    Okay, as I figured, loading is better on PS5. In fact, loading is MUCH better on PS5. Control's also a lot smoother on PS 5. Which I find kinda puzzling, honestly. I mean, sure, PS5 is a more powerful system. But this game shouldn't be that taxing, even for the Switch. But in any case, yeah...
  9. Caldwin

    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    This "apple" isn't purple is it?
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    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    Yikes! Feel better soon, tec. Hope it's not too serious.
  11. Caldwin

    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    Well, I was legally compelled to take down the cameras I had set up in your home, so I really couldn't say.
  12. Caldwin

    (character) vs. (character)

    I watch neither Dragon Ball nor Sailor Moon But I still approve this message.
  13. Caldwin

    (character) vs. (character)

    Sure he can. He just can't get a quickening.
  14. Caldwin

    (character) vs. (character)

    There's two interpretations of what the horseman actually is. Either way, Highlander wins. Horseman is an actual specter of a dead guy, Highlander crosses the bridge and is safe. Horseman can't follow past the bridge. Horseman is actually just a jealous rival suitor trying to scare Crane...
  15. Caldwin

    Ninja Turtles - Cowabunga!

    I just finished 150. It was very Donny centric. So I guess Alpha drops in two months, assuming things stay on schedule. Here's hoping!
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    [OOC] STOMP Remembrance Project

    You know, I don't know what made me do the extra research, but I only knew that because I Googled the Dewey Decimal System that night to check it out. I sometimes wonder what Zam would have done if I had been lazier about my RPing.
  17. Caldwin

    Deadpool 3!!

    I thought New Mutants was okay. They took a few liberties that I kinda wish they hadn't. But it wasn't the worst thing ever. Dark Phoenix was just a hot mess. I think Logan was probably the best one they could've used for a send off.
  18. Caldwin

    (character) vs. (character)

    It's BS, but still fun to think about. It's why these comics exist. Like...Usagi Yojimbo vs. Bugs Bunny. Usagi is definitely the better warrior, but Bugs lives in a world where a shotgun to the face is a minor inconvenience.
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    Ninja Turtles - Cowabunga!

    Now you tell me! 😛
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    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    Wow! Forty *mutter* years old and as many times as I've heard quotes and seen references, I've never actually watched Casablanca until tonight. I was missing out!


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