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Octrope, Stinky, and Obsesity will be the first releases in the Transformers: Steve subline dedicated to misspellings, misconceptions, and misrememberings across the history of the franchise. They will be deluxes, with Voyager Tank, or Tank...or...Tanky the Tanked Engine, or something. Leader...

Odd question, does Core Vocanicus have a neck? It looked almost like Dinoking's head came up higher, but I can't tell if that's real or just an illusion caused by all the black plastic.

Someone called BOTH of them? Wow...what sort of ghost ninja weirdness did THAT place have...? In other news, Kup still has no idea what to do with that Klondike bar. And for those who were wondering just what horrific and unethical thing was suggested in my prior comic, I don't know, but I...

Yes, it's the difference between gel (cube lube) and runny oil, and everything in between. Just keep in mind the super tiny amounts involved, like I said, microdroplet on a paper clip tip. This isn't an engine.

Now that we know Kup can work with Sgt. Slaughter, the question becomes, is there anything he CAN'T do? Turns out, yes.

I can never remember the lyrics to that one...

And now, to celebrate the upcoming release of the new Dinoking, a tribute from the original dino King!

BUT HIS HANDS MUST BE BLUE-...no....wait...wrong rant, sorry. Also, am I the only one who thinks the Core Dinoking bots work well to give Deathsaurus a runt mob to counter Star Sabers micromasters for a shelf fight? Or his chest beasts vs. the micromasters as Dinoking fights Leo. Thinking of...

"I look like Thundercracker! And I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty-" (musical number begins...)

Embarrassingly, it took me several hours to realize that the oddly placed extra parts storage is a deliberate homage to the Pretender Shells carrying the combiner bits.

"Rock Autonomous Collective"

I proposed "Rock and Rollers" except then they made a helicopter.

I got as far as "And now I will show everyone how to store his accessories in alt-mode....THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDERTRON! STOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!" -and then realized I don't have any version of this character or a youtube channel. Oh, well.

Studio Series Reverse Convoy will be a reissue of Optimus Prime that drives backwards slowly making 'Beep Beep' noises.

Nonsense, the conspiracy theories I just posted show clearly there must be SOME nuts involved somehow, even if it's just me...

But the REAL frauds were the ones we committed along the way!

It's a badly kept secret that Mars Bars are actually made on Earth from local materials, just to reduce transport costs. I think it's scandalous and to the best of my knowledge the candy companies have never dared address it or even bring the subject up. But then again, I have from various...

I wonder how tall this new Optimus is compared to HasLab Fire Convoy Prime's inner robot?

I wonder if there was ever a BotBot that turned into a bathroom scale? Then we could see if Optimus was in scale with that scale. In other news, Rumble is Red and Frenzy is Red and Thrust is Red and my first Bumblebee was Red and Red Alert is...mostly white now that I look it up, but....

I've used Rubik's cube lube, or this, which is a lot thinner...