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Bah! My car still gets fifty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

And all it took was a month and a half of him doing exactly what he said he'd do, resulting in exactly what anyone with half a brain said would happen. I refused to watch. His voice makes me violently angry, and odds are anything worth hearing will be summed up in a single paragraph anyway.

Basically everything but the colors, head, and backpack.

He's not, we just haven't advanced much as a society in a long time. We have shinier toys and that's about it.

But they'll die last in their bunkers, so they'll still see it as a win.

He also needs an orange jumpsuit and a concrete cell, but I'm not counting on that either.

If only any of Trump's goons cared enough to force him into therapy.

Well, now I'm glad I sold mine off a few years back.

When he said he'd run the country like a business, it was a threat.

The man starved a brain worm to death, is it any surprise he's as wishy-washy as a cheap car wash?

With special guest stars, Galvatron and Starscream!

Considering how much of the campaign against Biden was hanging on "he's so old", Bernie would've just gotten more of the same.

His ancestors were bronies?

Someone probably told him it was a bad idea, and being the contrary little man child that he is, that was enough to make him do it.

But can he transform it into var mode?

Honestly, I think sticking the Headmaster inside the wolf body is vaguely Pretender enough for me. I'm sure I could find a big wolf figure and stick some tacky-colored armor bits on it if I really wanted to.

Beast Wars. What is is good for?

How else would he pay for all the sexual harassment suits?

How many of them have stock in VPNs, I wonder.