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May he be convicted of his crime and put in general population. Then let nature take it's course.

Main reason I passed on Draculus was I knew that the QC was going to be worse than Mindwipe, which was pretty terrible. I'm surprised your wings haven't broken yet ChessPieceFace.

How ever will the company overcome that loss?!?

Today is apparently Oldspark Threads Come Back For Terrible Reasons Day.

Now now, lets not speak ill of the dead burning in Hell right now. *old Allspark laughing icon here*

I was shocked to learn on the nightly news that Indiana isn't among the 13 (I think) states with automatic bans in the event that Roe falls. So our dumbass state House will have to do it. Which they probably will. Again ugh. Just ugh.

I'm sure my state (Indiana) will be among the first to outlaw abortion. Ugh. Very sad day for democracy and women's rights.

I have no doubt that Roe dies at the hands of this supposed "court".

I can only hope that in this idiots death some good will come when people who used to listen to him decide to get vaccinated. Hey a man can hope.

I look forward to his primary challengers on the right telling us how Dr. Oz is part of the Deep State. lol

The newest Pennsylvania Republican idiot candidates - Dr Oz! https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/30/politics/dr-oz-senate-campaign-pennsylvania/index.html

By the midterms 2,000% impact

Nah it's her. Somehow. For reasons they'll explain at a later date. That never comes.

You...you monster. You broke muh baby. *draws a sword* *decapitates Sharkshadow* *drags the lifeless body towards Mayhem McDonalds* Soylent Green is back on special guys! I'll deal with the mountain later.

You should be a walking wifi hotspot by now. Maybe you need a booster booster.

In happier news nobody told the Ahmaud Arbery jury that murder was legal. They're all guilty.

Congrats on full 5G compliance!

Actually the Mayhem McDonald's has the only functioning McD's Ice Cream Machine in the nation. It's a miracle.

Satire can't outfake the news.

No, but the Mayhem McDonalds is the most ethical business running in Mayhem. Funnily enough.