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The axe is stupid and the truck mode isn't great, but for twelve bucks, it's not a bad figure. Definitely glad I waited, though. Gave him a random gun out of my parts bin just because.

You'd think "giant green rage monster smashes everything in sight" would be an easy enough game to make, but.......

Yeah, but what's Murdoch done for him lately? Like, within the last hour or so, because that's about as far as Ancient Orange remembers.

Sounds like what you'd expect if a young Transformers fan jumped from Rescue Bots to the Netflix trilogy.

He made the mistake of Googling himself. Death would be a mercy.

Just go back to the cocaine recipe, Don Jr will buy the entire stock.

Never a Death Star around when you need one.

If he keeps moving on to new stunts and scandals, the old ones get lost in the shuffle and nothing is ever actually resolved.

Battle Beast did a song with the same name, too.

Pretty sure that's an actual weapon in Elden Ring.

2d8 holy bludgeoning damage is the right of all sentient beings.

Sharkblado.

I'll just stick it on a sword. Just need some zip ties.

If he wasn't on the list, he'd be using it openly against other people on it, because he's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the nuts. That he's actually deliberately trying to bury it instead of just quietly ignoring it probably means someone else on the list has dirt on him and wants it gone.

The problem is that he'd see Light as admirable, missing the entire point.

So many beastformers just take off parts as weapons that that doesn't bother me. But it'd still be a $63 kit on top of a $70 toy (by BBTS prices) and I'm not THAT fond of it.

Oh, good, I'm not the only one to see that.

With the knees angled in, it looks like he really needs to pee.

"Mr. Prime, what is your opinion on the recent outbreak of Sith fights in random photographs?"