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  1. Caldwin

    Ninja Turtles - Cowabunga!

    Battle Nexus #2 is out today. Yes, I was over the moon!
  2. Caldwin

    Metroid

    Personal headcanon, after her first encounter with the metroids, she already never had to work again, because with that kind of street cred, you darn well better not have to work again. But like Lara Croft, she's a bit of an adrenaline junkie. She couldn't stop if she wanted to.
  3. Caldwin

    Metroid

    And totally acurate.
  4. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Gotta be honest, Fnu. I didn't really feel sorry for Godzilla either. I was just relieved that meant the movie was almost over.
  5. Caldwin

    Caldwin's latest obsession (subject to change)

    Well, today I brought the insanity of the first arc to a close. I had to do a reset because...well...things got out of hand. Here's an ending that makes no sense without the context. But man, in my totally unbiased opinion, I love Samantha so much. Yes, she's my own creation that I'm having go...
  6. Caldwin

    Best of Allspark 2025

    We used to be able to sort posts by those we game "likes" to. I always used that to gather my list. But now that we can't do that....
  7. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    *twitch* Please, after watching the movie, I'm already trying to find a reason to not fully embrace nihilism.
  8. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Mathew Broderick set the tone when his introduction had him singing in the rain while barging into Chernobyl. Then I saw Kathy Griffin and my soul just died a little. It was then that I knew...I hugged up. Holy hell! 16 minutes in and the sexual harassment lawsuits are just piling up. I mean...
  9. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Okay, I’m just 3 minutes in and I have to say this. I saw people all over the internet making iguana jokes about Godzilla’s design. And you know, I just thought they were poking fun at the design “hah hah, Godzilla looks like an iguana…so ugly. 90’s CGI sucks…hah hah.” But…um…no! There are...
  10. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Well, Mathew Broderick Godzilla arrived tonight from Amazon. So I'll probably be watching that tomorrow. Wish me luck!
  11. Caldwin

    Caldwin's latest obsession (subject to change)

    Oh my! The CoPilot response is hilarious too. Just...umm...don't ask about the kaiju. It's...yeah...it's a long story. The room goes quiet in that “we all know this is true but none of us want to admit it out loud” kind of way. Samantha just stares at them—this ragtag collection of mutants...
  12. Caldwin

    Caldwin's latest obsession (subject to change)

    Samantha: Hey, Jubes! What’s up? Jubilee: Oh, just browsing the internet. Sorry, my hands are a little sticky. Samantha’s face goes white. Jubilee: From the doughnuts. Get your mind out of the gutter! Samantha: You didn’t tell me about the doughnuts. I honestly don’t know what else I was...
  13. Caldwin

    Caldwin's latest obsession (subject to change)

    So, I've been riffing off CoPilot, letting my streams of consciousness get more and more absurd. Samantha is my own character that I've been writing since Middle School. In the past week, thanks to co-pilot, she's met the TMNT, Superman, Batman, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Avengers, Kaiju, Cenobites...
  14. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Okay, well, that was Godzilla X Kong The New Empire and...well...I didn't care for it. I just didn't care for it. I mean, it wasn't the worst movie ever. But kinda like the others, it was just spectacle. And unfortunately, having marathoned all 5 movies, by the time I got to the last one...
  15. Caldwin

    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    I was just having a boring day at work, going through streams of consciousness with CoPilot when I landed on something that absolutely will not let my imagination go. Now...hear me out... Eggroll pizzas!
  16. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Okay, when I saw the title "Godzilla Vs. Kong," I was not expecting Mecha Godzilla to make an appearence. But hey, here we are. Another decent popcorn flick, but honestly, it dove a bit too much into sci-fi. Like in the original Godzilla and in Godzilla Minus One, the only fantastical element...
  17. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Well, tonight's Godzilla Vs. Kong. This should be fun. Also, today was payday, sooooo... No articulation. Basically a statue. But it does look good!
  18. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    So I just ordered the Broderick Godzilla on DVD for $7.62 including tax. That's actually less than the digital version. I should have it by Sunday.
  19. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Okay, I'm just going to say that Godzilla Minus 1 and the original Gojira aren't going to be dethroned any time soon. There's something I can't quite give a name to, something that Japanese cinema gives to Godzilla (in their good films) that America just seems culturally unable to give. America...
  20. Caldwin

    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Hmm, maybe I should watch it after I'm done with Monsterverse. At the very least, get the curiosity out of my system. But for tonight, It's time for Godzilla King of Monsters. Notably, this will be my first time seeing Ghidorah. Can't wait! More after the movie.


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