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I'm pretty sure I've had dreams in that place.

I can speak Spanish but only if I'm not paying attention and you can get me to say something on autopilot. Like when you say "You too" in situations where it makes no sense, like when someone tells you to enjoy your meal. You don't know what you're saying. It's just automatic. Somehow my idiot...

It was the least I could do.

I love my neighbors.

I'm thankful for my neighbors.

Even when I was a kid I was out of the loop on slang. I don't know how I was supposed to know. If there was a mailing list I wasn't on it.

I've never seen that before. I'm not seeing any errors either. Things have been smooth.

If it didn't require a donation I would be madly tempted to enter just for the chance to insist that they fly me to Mar-a-Lago. I already get enough "This could have been a real check" spam in my mailbox. Don't you start now.

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That will do.

Ping me if Star Convoy gets a discount anywhere.

I think Police Story is Jackie Chan's best stuff. It's kind of a shame the comedy was so lucrative because he was good at serious roles.

Donald my dude, I'm in Broward. What are you expecting?

They claim DOGE has just been decentralized, which seems to check out. So they're getting more deeply embedded into the system, instead of all working in one nebulous agency with dubious jurisdiction over anything.

A bare minimum victory is still a victory.

It could just be the vehicle he happened to scan. It doesn't have to have anything to do with his personality. Come to think of it, for what possible reason would someone want a disguise to have their personality written all over it?

I forgot to do this tonight. Maybe because my phone didn't buzz much today. This was it.

Oh I forgot the part when I took an Uber ride somewhere (because I still don't have a working vehicle after a car accident two years ago) and I could not get a ride home because my stupid phone somehow could not get even a single bar in the middle of modern civilization, and all the wifi...

In March I had to rehire my attorney because people totally did not care about the final estate court orders I had in my hands. In April I finally got all the estate work done after over a year of work. The very next week the city handed me a list of code violations on one of my dad's...