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    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Just judge it on how well it does what it wants to do, not how well it does what fans think it should have done instead. This creature isn't a walking atom bomb, but it is a walking victim of the atom bomb. It's a scared, tormented, innocent animal whose existence we can't tolerate for reasons...
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    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Also Home Alone, but you're supposed to be sad that the kid has survival skills that good. Something had to go very wrong for those skills to have a reason to develop so early. It's much more obvious in the Japanese version, despite having only a snippet more footage. The dub is just atrocious.
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    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    Warning: do not watch Godzilla's Revenge unless you've been bad and deserve it. Or if you're in the right kind of mood to enjoy the bewildering badness of it. It is an experience. I specifically mean the dub. The Japanese version goes by the name All Monsters Attack, and is surprisingly better...
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    Sonic The Hedgehog

    Obviously nobody optimized Sonic 06 for the hardware it was intended to run on, but in this case that's working in our favor. It doesn't need to be untangled from the original specs because it was never optimized for the original specs in the first place.
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    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    I like the serious side too, but I like that Godzilla can do both. It keeps us wondering what the next incarnation is going to be. And it keeps directors wanting to get involved, because they aren't boxed into one franchise formula.
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    Takara Missing Link G1 Series

    It's definitely not a G1 transformation, but it didn't have to be. Don't think of it as a G1 toy with more joints. Think of it as what Masterpiece would have been if the cartoon never existed.
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Congratulations, Acting President of Venezuela Marco Rubio. This is insane.
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    Mighty Orbots Kickstarter - The Toy That Never Was

    Wow. So Mattel was like halfway ahead of the time there. This Kickstarter one really ought to desaturate the blue, because that old proto looks better.
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    Mighty Orbots Kickstarter - The Toy That Never Was

    I'm sure the margins on this are extremely low. The price might be reasonable. My problem is it just doesn't look enough like a design they pulled out of a time capsule. It needs chrome, stickers, and block colored accessories.
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    Mighty Orbots Kickstarter - The Toy That Never Was

    It needs garish stickers that aren't accurate to anything.
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    Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

    This one is my favorite. Israel must get so tired of dealing with this routine any time they kill literally anyone.
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    Happy New Year!

    Happy New Year. I have a good feeling about this one. I haven't had any problems dumped on me so far.
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    Takara Missing Link G1 Series

    I wonder if Takara's Unicron prototype was also just two static pieces. It looks fully transformable, but the apparent torso transformation is so much more accomplished than the later larger prototype. I don't want to believe they went out of their way to make it worse and then said "Oh no, now...
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    Sonic The Hedgehog

    It's like how Windows Me runs fine as a virtual machine. When you abstract away all the hardware and driver incompatibilities suddenly it seems totally stable.
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    Campaign Texts Archive

    This isn't even my final form.
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    Sponsor BBTS News- Marvel, Mythic Legions, Dragon Ball, Warhammer & More!

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    The Kaiju Thread of Building-Smashing, Flame-Breathing, and Slam-Dunking

    I do not care for King Kong at all. Never did. It's just The Lost World with an ape. I recommend Rodan particularly, for the history of it. It is a sloooooooooooooow movie, ironically. But once all hell finally breaks loose, well there is a reason that movie was mined for stock footage for...
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    The "What made you happy today" thread!

    I love my neighbors.


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