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Your mother was a hamster and your balls smelled of elderberries.

Left 4 Dead even with minimal mods is more fun than back 4 Blood tbh. It's not bad per se just kind of mediocre all around in terms of gameplay and detail while the only thing it really has over Left 4 Dead is graphics. I dunno, L4D's age shows on that front but it's pretty tolerable.

I collect spores, mold and balls

Balls means never having to say sorry. We’re ready to ballieve you

Went to my cousin's place to help him out with his computer since he's like twelve. Holy jive the new FNAF game is 80 GB like what

Face it, you're never going to get my balls. Do I look like I need your balls?

Let's say I did. It's been a long shift lol. It's not about balls. It's about sending a message

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life but for me... it was balls

Funny you should say that considering their lead designer. I honestly wouldn't give them a second look if not for their off-the-wall character choices.

Since it's Fans Hobby, I'd expect it to have clunky engineering with mediocrity baked into each part. Even their best stuff had me feeling like it needed a couple more passes to polish.

By this toy’s logic, Optimal Optimus with his nipple cannons out is a separate mode, giving him a total of five shitty barely-different modes

Devil May Cry 3 and 4 have incredible combat but so many enemies that just plain suck to fight. 3’s armored knights, tentacle monsters and to a lesser extent clipping angels are hard stops to the flow of combat. 4 had the shitty fish enemies and the damn electric lizards. Not too hard but just...

I was gonna point out that the two modes are just cannons up/down but then again this is adjacent to the franchise where half-transforming is considered a separate mode

The worst part about having balls illness is that people expect you to behave as if you don’t

That’s kind of underwhelming. I mean, i’m still interested because boats but it’s kind of bland and generic all around.

Paint me like one of your french balls

Horses are just giant malformed vegan dogs wearing weird shoes

Only one that ever made me laugh was when YouTube recommended me a clip where she was singing Queen’s “We will Rock You” but it was “We are we are hug you” because random f bombs are funny. don’t even have the interest to click on the thumbnails otherwise

Dread it. Run from it. Balls arrive all the same

Harry tells me you're quite the balls whiz. You know, I'm something of a ballsist myself.