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  1. Wheelimus

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    Actually the Mayhem McDonald's has the only functioning McD's Ice Cream Machine in the nation. It's a miracle.
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    P&R Funnies!

    Satire can't outfake the news.
  3. Wheelimus

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    No, but the Mayhem McDonalds is the most ethical business running in Mayhem. Funnily enough.
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    Conspiracy lunatic thread - people who believe in absurd nonsense are dangerous

    I would pay for lookalike impersonators to go down there and hug with them.
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    I hope they cut the check directly to Trump and the attorneys still never get paid. Serves them right.
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    Harris-Walz / Dems

    Worst case scenario: he dies a month before the election and America stupidly elects a dead guy, making whatever swamp creature he has as VP the next President. And it sure won't be Mike Pence.
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    Harris-Walz / Dems

    If he has a pulse he's on the ballot in 24. If he doesn't there's a 50% chance of some Weekend At Bernie's jive.
  8. Wheelimus

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    McDonalds: home of grease and regret
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Now the big question - which old liberal steps up to fight Trump in a Taekwondo showdown?
  10. Wheelimus

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    *respawns* *delivers 500 pounds of ground beef to the Mayhem McDonalds* lets find out about that Meatloaf. Special baby special!
  11. Wheelimus

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    *24 hours later finally burrows to the top of the mountain* *punt kicks Sharkshadow to the bottom* LAST POST!
  12. Wheelimus

    Murder remains legal for white boys

    Not looking forward to the surge the dumbass right wing is going to get out of this. He probably will wind up in Washington as one of Gaetz's interns. God help us all.
  13. Wheelimus

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    Hey Karrion Kross is down here!
  14. Wheelimus

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    *rushes back up the mountain* *eats an Attitude Adjustment off the mountain* owwww
  15. Wheelimus

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    *tells CoffeeHorse there's a sale on chicken nuggets* *CoffeeHorse goes running down the mountain* LAST POST!
  16. Wheelimus

    Campaign Texts Archive

    We're giving up. *sends 6 more texts*
  17. Wheelimus

    Harris-Walz / Dems

    So we got infrastructure today. That's something! Our roads and bridges will be in good shape as we get steamrolled in 2022!
  18. Wheelimus

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    *opens a McDonalds at the bottom of the mountain* A week of that diet and they won't have the energy to climb anymore. Last post is mine!!!
  19. Wheelimus

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    Alright I took the last post, horrifically murder me or something.
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