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I nominate you to write our official obituary of Trump when the time comes. Gonna get it published in the New York Times! Heh

Ask them to recite the constitution and they just start singing Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud To Be An American". Followed up by a totally clueless rendition of "Born In The USA"

Even Ukraine's millionaires are cooler than ours. Guy notices Russian troops have taken over his new home and are using it as a base. What does he do? Tip off the Ukrainians so they can bomb the hug out of it. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ukraine-own-home-bombed_n_625e97b2e4b052d2bd66142b

Somewhere in Russia Putin screams "You sank my battleship!" https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/14/europe/russia-navy-cruiser-moskva-fire-abandoned-intl-hnk-ml/index.html

I present - Russia defaults on it's debts. Sanctions are working. We need more because why not, Putin deserves to suffer, but they're working. https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/11/investing/russia-default-sp/index.html

Russia - sucks so much they somehow got Pink Floyd back together after 28 years. https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/07/entertainment/ukraine-pink-floyd-new-music-intl-hnk/index.html

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And of course the wife beating wasn't what did him in, it took the Hitler mustache and Nazi salute pic to get him fired. Pretty sad, I don't know how NXT handles the tag titles now.

And lived to tell about it.

He's now an official cellular tower.

One of them doesn't belong!

Google knows who Mittens is. Mitt will never live that nickname down, even if it's shockingly turned out that he's one of the good guys. Or at least compared to the rest of the Republican conference.

Add two more Republicans voting for Ketanji Brown Jackson, Mittens and Lisa Murkowski. So she'll be confirmed easily.

WWE paid to license his AEW theme song. I don't see him falling to the midcard that quickly. They're thin at the top of the card and could use a fresh name. Hopefully for Cody's sake he gets the chance to do it. A win at Wrestlemania over Seth Rollins in a great match is a good start.

I wouldn't put much stock in the betting odds for Wrestlemania because some sportsbooks ate a big one on NXT Stand and Deliver. They got most of it wrong, including having Ziggler winning at like +1600 odds. Insane. Some rich people that run sportsbooks lost a lot of money. As for Joe in AEW...

But wait, the FastFoodicons merge to form Double Whopper With Cheese And Bacon. It's on now.

The average Republican voter is Cletus from The Simpsons.

Whopper gonna fund. We gettin' dat fishing pole.