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Must be at least as goofy as Spinister but not quite as obvious as Stinkor. And no more obvious innuendo, Erector and Fisto are already taken.

First you have to show your commitment to having your brain removed, stuck in a jar, and fitted into a cybernetic body. I'll help. Wait here, I'll get my hacksaw.

Russia's military is so broken it can't even stop itself.

Just point the lizards at the earwigs and let the problem sort itself out.

Making too many problems... https://www.democracynow.org/2022/9/23/headlines/russian_foreign_minister_storms_out_of_un_security_council_debate_on_ukraine

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/rudy-giuliani-has-2-weeks-to-pay-ex-wife-225k-or-face-jail-time/3878518/ So in a semi-related topic, Rudy's in his own share of trouble.

I have some of the old cards from when the game first launched, but I didn't really get into it. They're sitting around in a box somewhere.

He's flinging everything at the wall to see what sticks. It's pretty much the story of his life. Sadly for him, the presidency made him too high-profile to slide as just more celebrity hijinx like all of his previous scandals.

"God shits in my dinner once again."

I'm gonna tell my insurance adjuster that my house is worth half a billion dollars and see what he says. Wonder if the local asylums have decent wifi.

I'm waiting for a third party to just make the whole hot tub.

Just like how he won the election in his mind.

Hunter's laptop full of Hillary's emails with the control codes for the Jewish space lasers operated by the gespacho police?

It's a start, but I'm not celebrating anything until he's behind bars for good.

As if that actually works.

They know all about irony and hypocrisy. It's shame that they don't understand.