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"If you're going to worry every time the universe doesn't make sense, you're going to be worried every second of every day for the rest of your life."

I mean, I'm not disagreeing, but before the campaign he was just another dipshit celebrity coasting on a reputation despite being mocked everywhere from the Simpsons to Sesame Street. If he'd just stayed there, he'd continue to be a footnote in history and nobody would really care.

The idea that he made it through his first campaign for office in the first place without being laughed out is still sickening. Everything else is just diarrhea frosting on the jive cake.

The worst part is that they're still actually paying to use StarLink. Musk wants to sound like he's doing them a favor, but they're paying customers. He's war profiteering and trying to act like a big boy, and he's throwing a tantrum because they were mean to him.

"That's MY city commander you're stabbing there!"

If the GOP wins in November, they can disband the Jan 6 committee, then bury everything they've uncovered. Then, by double jeopardy laws, Trump couldn't be charged again for the same crimes. So unless the Dems win, it's counter-productive to charge him now. So, y'know, vote.

Bet it's this gen's Pikaclone.

They haven't even formally charged him yet.

Great, now actually do it. Drag the bastard in and put him on the stand.

"For an Action Scientist, violence is always a last resort." "This shoebox full of C4 says different."

It only matters if they actually make sure he pays up. Start seizing assets if he refuses.

What? One thousand?!

Oreo gargoyle.

Yeah, that's kinda been traded for lack of consequences. Even if you know who somebody is, you can't really punch them over Facebook.

I don't feel like they're really doing much to build hype this time. I mean, we haven't even seen the evolved starters yet.

In his own world, of course. You know, the one where he's also a genius inventor and beloved internet celebrity.