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They're only expensive if he pays them.

I believe every "Oops I forgot I left the kid in the back seat. Tee hee I'm just a forgetful idiot." case should be investigated as a potential murder. It's an easy way to kill someone and pretend it's an accident, except that the "accident" defies belief. I don't care how many things are on...

It happened to me again this week. I applied. I even got through a phone interview. It seemed to go well. I had a date for an in person interview. They said they'd call me to set a time. They ghosted. No call. No email. I called the person who did the phone interview. Number unavailable. So I...

Imagine if they fixed the joints for that release but we never noticed because none of us bought it.

I don't know if anything will top this. I actually had this idea when we started planning this year's April Fool's story, until I remembered that it actually existed and was sold with complete seriousness.

Every Movie Megatron toy has had more color than this.

We've been getting toys based on obscure unreleased prototype color schemes, and it's not a BotCon thing. It's just Hasbro getting nerdy.

I think this tops the year they made a Big the Cat game.

If it's olive oil, this is basically all of Gordon Ramsay's recipes.

You can totally give Grandus articulation and keep the iconic base mode.

Stay off opioids. They work but they're not worth it. I'm convinced that's what actually set off my dad's final downward spiral.

History happened today so... Obviously he has hired someone new to write the fundraising spam this year. That cannot be from the same person as usual.

The Rubicon approaches.

I hate the job hunt. I hate it.

"Huh. Interesting. So whose idea was the 'Globe Trotter'? As to this whole situation," Scarlet sighed. "Even though this is a much better result than...other mission i've be--read about. I'll wait til i talk to the Chief before relaxing. And Rhapsody too. "The Globe Trotter was Rhapsody's...

Night Cap couldn't find any lingering magic from the manor on Moonbeam Writ. In fact, he seemed magically drained from the long period of inactivity. As Night Cap toiled over Moonbeam, Static saw the break in the action as a chance to take a breather. He walked over to Scarlet. "As much time...

Static stood motionless for a moment, wondering if it was okay to move. After looking tentatively around, he took a deep breath and sighed. "Night Cap, I think you're up." He took another look around the room. He then took out his Morse Code transmitter. REQUEST STATUS OF MISSING UNICORNS...

Deep in concentration, Snowy nods. "Not bad," He concedes "Less showmanship and more utility would be nice, but I understand how it is when you get carried away." Though his eyes are closed, for a moment, that doesn't matter: he can hear the pulse of the drums, the steady hum of violin strings...

Misty Monsoon saw that as she watched and studied the Snow Shark, it watched her. The air temperture was droppingrapidly and then she realized something. Though her circling was making a deliberate effort to retain the same altitude...she wasn't. Either the see was rising or the sky was lowering...